Beginning their long cattle drive to the west, Mike is plagued by piles and allergies as he finds out that cowpunching isn't really for him. The pair are still chased by U. Horst Nightmare who tortures Frank for information. He finally catches up with them, only to be thwarted in bizarre circumstances.
After camping overnight in a field, Rich and Mike become embroiled in a land dispute. Heading into the nearby village of Flobbits to seek legal advice, Mike enters a "grab a wellie" competition, but faces a new challenge as Horst catches up with them - who will prove victorious?
With the cows apparently suffering from pink eye and Mike AWOL with Coppenrath's daughter, Rich is forced to make sad scouse chimney sweep Clement his sidekick. Unfortunately, U. Horst has caught up with the unlikely heroes...
Having stopped to camp for the night, Mike begins philosophising as to why the police would send a bounty hunter after them. Tension soon rises, and the pair come to blows. Can they reconcile their disagreement, or is the drive over already?
As U. Horst looks set to give up the chase, Rich begins to agree with Mike that something's not quite right. 26 miles? Energy drinks? What exactly is going on with Truesdale? The stakes are getting higher, but the situation's definitely getting weirder. And then Melvin turns up.