Dissy Rascals

Having trouble with your wife, your kids, your employer? There's only one way to fix your problem. Bring in the Dissy Rascals! Marlo and Shuffle T, the black sheep of the UK battle rap scene, will take on any problem, any time, any day and fix it through the extraordinary and sublime power of battle rap. Husband not doing the dishes? Children misbehaving? Boss being a bit of a knob? There is no problem these lads can't solve. Rather than arguing out their everyday problems in the traditional way, those in need of help will lean on our two guys to help them overcome their troubles. They will use their wit, lyricism and love of a good old fashioned pun to play their pawns against each other to untangle their issues.

Optioned by What Larks!. Written by and starring Adam Woollard and Theo Marlow, 'the bumbling buffoons of rap battling'.