Mike Allan

Location
Edinburgh, Scotland
Member since
June 2013
Member type
Member
Message board posts
9

Keen on biting political and social satire. Feel the burn baby.

When I grow up, if I can't be famous, rich or a power corrupted megalomaniac, I'm going to take the piss out of those that are in order to satisfy my massive inferiority complex! Failing that, I want to be a long haul pilot so that I can put my feet up and sleep all day, and shag fit girls. Sigh, if only my cock wasn't so small:(.

Seriously, my writings and ideas are ascerbic and possibly toxic if you take them personally or seriously, they need edited, toned down, rounded off for mainstream consumption. I see myself as a pioneer or coloniser, I dont expect to be a farmer. If I wasn't constrained by convention I could probably drive someone to suicide by email or undermine a nation state using cyberpropaganda. Fortunately, like Gan, I have a limiter implanted in my head, otherwise known as a conscience. Well, I think I was born with one, they told me once at the facility .

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Mike Allan's recent posts

  1. Post watershed new satire sketch show?

    Posted on 11th June 2013 at 10:17am

  2. Post watershed new satire sketch show?

    Posted on 11th June 2013 at 9:08am

  3. Post watershed new satire sketch show?

    Posted on 11th June 2013 at 8:46am

  4. Post watershed new satire sketch show?

    Posted on 11th June 2013 at 8:33am

  5. Post watershed new satire sketch show?

    Posted on 11th June 2013 at 8:16am

  6. Post watershed new satire sketch show?

    Posted on 11th June 2013 at 7:20am

  7. Post watershed new satire sketch show?

    Posted on 10th June 2013 at 6:41pm

  8. Post watershed new satire sketch show?

    Posted on 9th June 2013 at 10:15am

  9. Post watershed new satire sketch show?

    Posted on 8th June 2013 at 4:33pm

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