I'm a writer from London town. This is my first ever post on any kind of 'thread' - I hope it's going ok.
Am I supposed to say something about myself for context? Or is this enough for starters?
Anyway hello.
Hello.
Greetings and Salutations 
Ello and welcome to the show! 
Helloooo
(Certainly seems enough for now, but you can elaborate if you wish!)
Hello and welcome.
Howdy Partner.
Heylo Mouse 
I was gonna put a mouse-related pun in this greeting, but thought that'd be too cheesy, so I'll just say hello.
Oh dear. Oh deary me.
