Should've been in top three again but took my eye off the ball this end of season run up, no excuses although I did have other things occupying my time, so forgot to press the bench boost button last week leaving 33pts sitting there, almost as many as the first 11 got and then didn't see it was a Friday kick off so am saddled with the same team, but like I say, no excuses. 🤬steam.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 18th May 2025, 11:34 AMShould've been in top three again but took my eye off the ball this end of season run up,
Nothing to do with me having scored 71 points (as we speak) more than you over the course of the season then?
You appear to have left your irony filter off your glasses Billy. Comes in handy on a comedy site sometimes.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 18th May 2025, 7:23 PMYou appear to have left your irony filter off your glasses Billy. Comes in handy on a comedy site sometimes.
Ah well, it's what they always say. You can't tell on-line how a comment is meant to be received. Maybe I should have put a 😀 after it.
Salah on Monday night; De Bruyne last night. Do these players who miss open goals not realise the effect on my team?
We welcome back the largely unappreciated Manager of the Month competition...
Manager of the Month: January
January's Manager of the Month is competitive eater and public school Yardie Billy Bunter on a seismic 278 points. Just 28 points behind him but firmly in the big man's shadow is August, October and November's winner Godot Taxis, who collects his second runner-up medal of the campaign.
Praise for Billy
Asked how it felt to win the trophy Billy said he was very excited at first as he thought it was a tube of Pringles, but when he found out what it actually was he was still pleased, because 'respect couldn't be bought' - especially on the pocket money he got from his aunt.
The presentation took place at Greyfriars sports ground and the trophy was handed over by local model and actress Broccoli Chuff who said she was delighted to finally meet Billy, but was 'turned off' by his statements about 'breaking 'hoes', as gardening was so boring. She hadn't felt intimidated coming into an all boy's school, although she did wear a raincoat as a precaution when crossing the sixth form block.
F**k the Police
Second placed finisher Godot was complimentary about his rival; "Billy's definitely got game. In fact I believe he's got two pheasants stuffed in his blazer pockets right now."
He better eat em quick, or big Titania will have them.
I say you fellows. Can anyone lend me half a crown to buy some celebratory cream buns. I'll pay you back when my postal order comes from Bunter Court. It must have been held up in the post.
Cucurella.................you jammy git, and you know who you are!! 😒
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 21st May 2025, 6:49 PMHe better eat em quick, or big Titania will have them.
I see what you did there...
Cup Final looks like it's Tottenham Man U all over again
In the tradition of Cup Final teams through the ages, I have produced a record for this week's showdown between myself and Shotgun Blues:
Last round of the season
good luck all
Congratulations Godot!
See you all next season
Congratulations to Shotgun Blues on winning the Cup. And to Godot on the league and the H2H.
83 days to go...