Sanded Edges

Given the cold I have drawn our curtains early and as I did so I realised how neat I did it.
When I was first married I use to draw them in one mad manoeuvre like I had just murdered someone and I didn't want anyone seeing what I did with the body.
It's one of several traits I have had drummed into me over the years along with my ability to 'Clean as I go' when I cook and washing the bath after myself.
I even put washing in the basket and load the dishwasher properly.
But I know for a fact I can't be the only one who has had their edges sanded over the years?

All I know is that as I approach middle age I'm am becoming a reet clumsy bastard

Always dropping and breaking things

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 8th December 2022, 4:46 PM

But I know for a fact I can't be the only one who has had their edges sanded over the years?

If that's a euphemism I don't get it.