Why don't mice get toothache ...
A woman I met in a pub at a gay parade march in Saudi Arabia told me ...
Twitter servers crash as new colour of Kim Kardashian's socks attracts 126 million views ...
Captains log star date 2022. Captain's log found in the toilets aboard the Starship Enterprise after William Shatner ...
Warning this packet of peanuts may contain ... Nuts
New UK political party promises to nationalize parliament ...
Clap for the NHS produces huge rise in STDs ...
Quote: Rupert Bear @ 13th February 2022, 5:14 PMWhy don't mice get toothache ...because they have great rodental care.
A woman I met in a pub at a gay parade march in Saudi Arabia told me ...the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman sent their apologies
Twitter servers crash as new colour of Kim Kardashian's socks attracts 126 million views ...the fact she was wearing nothing else in Keir Starmer's hotel room may have influenced this, however.
Captains log star date 2022. Captain's log found in the toilets aboard the Starship Enterprise after William Shatner ...this is grammatically correct because space vessels have female pronouns (and they don't even get to decide)
Warning this packet of peanuts may contain ... Nuts - which is disgusting, what about the peas they promised?
New UK political party promises to nationalize parliament ...sorry, rationalise,my mistake.
Clap for the NHS produces huge rise in STDs ...sanctimonious Tory duplicities.