Fenella Fielding

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Sunday 21st June 2020, 11:53pm [Edited]
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Loving these articles by Graham McCann, but this one made me come over all peculiar.................

Sexually, she was equally à la mode. On one sultry summer's afternoon, for example, the notoriously louche journalist Jeffrey Bernard arrived at her apartment to interview her for an upmarket magazine profile. After listening to her voice for a few minutes, he closed his notebook and declared solemnly that he could not possibly continue. 'Why not, darling?' she asked, fluttering her long and spidery coal-black lashes. 'I just can't concentrate,' he complained. 'And why's that?' she said with the arch of an eyebrow and a playful scarlet-lipped smile. 'Because all I'm doing is sitting here thinking how much I'd like to f**k you'. Now grinning, she replied: 'And so you shall, you silly boy,' and led him off calmly to bed.

...........Jeez

Yes please. Rolling eyes

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john tregorran

  • Monday 22nd June 2020, 2:51am [Edited]
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She obviously wasn't too fussy then. I might have had a chance.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Monday 22nd June 2020, 9:23am
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Quote: john tregorran @ 22nd June 2020, 2:51 AM

I might have had a chance.

You'd be second in the queue behind me, and then find she was fully satisfied and didn't require your services. :P

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john tregorran

  • Monday 22nd June 2020, 9:36am
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I think you are entering the realms of fantasy there Jones.

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Lazzard

  • Monday 22nd June 2020, 10:39am
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Did a recording session with her once.
She had a very similar effect on a young man.

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Lazzard

  • Monday 22nd June 2020, 12:16pm [Edited]
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No - but the sound engineer kept complaining about a strange banging noise.

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playfull

  • Monday 22nd June 2020, 3:11pm [Edited]
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Quote: Lazzard @ 22nd June 2020, 10:39 AM

Did a recording session with her once.
She had a very similar effect on a young man.

I am impressed. You don't drop many names, but when you do it's a belter!
Was that her normal speaking voice or did she switch the sultry on when needed?

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Monday 22nd June 2020, 3:17pm
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Quote: Lazzard @ 22nd June 2020, 12:16 PM

No - but the sound engineer kept complain about a strange banging noise.

Bit old fashioned now, but if you can find one of those bolster pillows, folded over the headboard it will deaden the noise.

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Lazzard

  • Monday 22nd June 2020, 5:23pm
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Quote: playfull @ 22nd June 2020, 3:11 PM

I am impressed. You don't drop many names, but when you do it's a belter!
Was that her normal speaking voice or did she switch the sultry on when needed?

She was full on 'Fenella' from the moment she walked in the door.