- Saturday 30th March 2019, 8:48am [Edited]
- Huddersfield, England
- 2,302 posts
CIVIL SERVANT: Prime Minister! The Great Computer has finished the calculation it started in March 2017!
MAY: Finally! An answer to The Question!
COMPUTER: Good morning.
MAY: Er ... Good morning, O Great Computer. Do you have... er, that is...
COMPUTER: An answer for you. Yes. I have.
MAY: There really is one?
COMPUTER: There really is one.
MAY: To Everything? To the great Question of Brexit, the Backstop and Everything?
MAY: And you're ready to give it to us?
COMPUTER: I am.
COMPUTER: Now (BEAT) though I don't think that you're going to like it.
MAY: Doesn't matter! We must know it! Now!
MAY: Yes! Now!
COMPUTER: Alright (PAUSE) You're really not going to like it.
MAY: Tell us!
COMPUTER: Alright. The Answer to the Great Question...
COMPUTER: Of Brexit, the Backstop and Everything...
COMPUTER: Forty-two more Meaningful Votes.
MAY: I'm going to get lynched, aren't I?