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Teddy Paddalack

  • Thursday 14th February 2019, 1:04pm [Edited]
  • Everton, England
  • 3,135 posts

On line pedophile pervert Ironic Ian is sat at his computer using a studded leather mouse when the door goes in and the police enter.

PC
Police stay as you are and don't log off!

II
Have you lot got nothing better to do than catch pedos?

PC
Just doing our jobs sir

II
Doing you job! Half the cars in this road have got no tax on them and the ones that have go up down the road at 40 when they know its 20 zone !

PC
I'm going to spray with pepper now sir, could you open your eyes a bit wider?

II
Go on then lets get all this out the way I need to be back home for Countdown theres a child prodigy on at the moment

PC
No problem sir

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gappy

  • Thursday 14th February 2019, 5:14pm
  • Oxford, England
  • 2,016 posts

Is this a reverse on "you should be out catching the real criminals"?

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Teddy Paddalack

  • Thursday 14th February 2019, 6:18pm
  • Everton, England
  • 3,135 posts

It certainly is , so I hope you liked it.

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Kenneth

  • Friday 15th February 2019, 2:43pm
  • Australia
  • 5,321 posts

Again, this stuff should be filmed. Ideally, with Rolf Harris in a comeback role as the chap at the computer.

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Teddy Paddalack

  • Friday 15th February 2019, 4:02pm
  • Everton, England
  • 3,135 posts

I have an oil painting by Rolf Harris its portrait of Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter , I was thinking of selling it on Ebay.