1: [COCKNEY] So, mate, how's the band going?
2: [WEST INDIES] The band is irie, me bredren. We goan meet this weekend, to mak some lickle riddim an ting.
1: That's great news, me old mucker. So, what else will you make apart from the, err, riddims?
2: Me don't understand.
1: The fings. You'll make rhythms, but you'll also make fings. What fings? Mistakes? Sandwiches? The bed?
2: Nah, you misunderstand. That's just an idiom, an ting.
1: So what does it mean?
2: It don't mean no ting.
1: "And fings" means "no fings"? That can't be right.
2: You're twisting up me words, mon. It's just how we speak. It's just me haccent - all of us talk like this where I cyome from....Helsinki.
1: Look, mate, I'm not complaining about yer accent - hell, you can tell from how I speak that I'm Glaswegian - it's just, you can't say "an ting" if there aren't any fings.
3: [AMERICAN] Hey, buddies, what's the story?
1: Alright, mate? I'm just telling Bob 'ere, that he can't end a sentence with "an ting" if there ain't any ting.
2: He's wrong an ting.
3: He's not wrong, man. It makes no sense to say an ting, and shit.
2: I didn't say "an ting and shit", I just said "an ting". An ting.
3: Well, I agree with Tommy here, that's weird and shit.
3: You just said it. You said you don't like "an ting", and shit.
1: I don't like "an ting", cos there ain't any ting, but I also don't like "and shit", 'cos there ain't any shit.
3: No shit?
1: No! Yes!
2: Cyome on, mon, you can' say "and shit" an ting.
3: Hey, dude, you can't say "an ting" and shit.
1: Neither of you can say "an ting" or "and shit". It's mental, and that.
2: Why'd you say "and that" an ting?
3: Wooah, why'd you say "and that an ting" and shit?
1: I didn't! Why would I say "and that an ting and shit"? There's no need and that.
2: Now I'm confused an ting.
3: This is getting f**ked up, stop saying "an ting" and shit.
1: Stop saying "and shit" and that.
2: Stop saying "and shit and that" an ting.
1: Stop saying "and shit and that an ting" and that.
3: Hold up. Why'd you just say "and shit and that an ting and that", and shit?
1,2,3 [TALKING SIMULTANEOUSLY, WE PICK OUT THE ODD PHRASE]
V/O: Aaaaand so on.