I feel like my comedy cannot reach the height of British people's standards (you guys are funny) but I will try to post it here...

https://youtu.be/16rGZIcBjSg - Intentionally cultivating a Pear-shaped body...

https://youtu.be/7OYnzqiss0I - Starbucks Italian Sizes and forced speaking in Italian prank call - This may make no sense if you don't have Starbucks in England.