- Wednesday 6th May 2015, 6:31pm [Edited]
- 121 posts
INT. OFFICE. DAY
A work station. Sam and Steve sit opposite each other.
Sam: Listen, Steve, I'm sick of your lack of professionalism around the office. Sort it out.
Steve: Excuse me?
Sam: You know what I mean. The bacon roll.
Steve: That was my breakfast, I've been here since half 5.
Sam: And the whole place stinks of bacon. Totally unprofessional.
Steve: I'll have yogurt next time.
Sam: And what about the sexy lady picture on your computer? I've seen it. Don't try and play games with me.
Steve: That's my wife.
Sam: And I suppose the naked child is your daughter?
Sam: Always got an answer. Y'know, on some level, I admire your cunning. I really do. (beat) Watch my station; I'm going to the vendies.
Sam turns and stands to reveal he is wearing only a thong on his bottom half and has a swastika tattooed on his right buttock. He gets a few paces away, then returns quickly, looking embarrassed.
Sam: Whoops! Almost forgot my change.
Sam collects his change and heads back to the vending machines.