Gran- Ancient Durham Relative
Boy- Secretly Talented, Durham Descendant.

GRAN- Aaw, Billy, me bonny lad, tek a look at yursel' mun, yur Da un your Brutha bin up't that Picket line these past 12 munth, an alt time you bin sicritly practicing, ' arbouring 'opes of becomin' ... A 'Customer Success Exectutive in the I.T. industries'...

BOY- It ain't bin in sicrit Gran...I've had an Internship at a ' Mulit-Asset, Multi- Market Trading Consultancy'... With that Mrs Hardacre at number57...

GRAN- It's no use Son...O'course, I had dreams mesel' when I were a lass, of getting into 'Back End Platform Provision, specialising in IXBRL Capabilities', but it's just not part of our world lad...come n have a little fishy on a little dishy...

BOY- No, yur wrong! I could never have got me Internship if Da hadn't bin a Leader in Web Data Econometrics...He's out there now cos he's bin collecting much needed Web Data Model Forecastings for't Union! He's a member of "W.D.M.F.S.M", "Web Data Model Forecasters Support the Miners"...

GRAN- Oh Billy, why can't you be more like yur Brutha, and have developed a deep-seated homoerotic fixation on Arthur Skargill?...