Alan Partridge: 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!".

Aidan Walsh: I really hate to do this to you, Alan, but it's actually a song about...

Paul Tool: Yeah, bloody Sunday is actually about a massacre in Derry in 1972.

Alan Partridge: A massacre? Ugh. I'm not playing that again.

Some wise words there, from the great man himself.

Choice!

I've had roast beef.

I'm the third little piggy today!

Anyone for cake?

i love that line!

is that the episode when he orders a lady boy?
( I think it is a gin + tonic, bitter and baileys??)

What i really want to know is: When ARE the slaphead olympics coming to birmingham?

P.S.
best line: get you on the no jeans rule? Nazi's! But with good facilities...as had the nazi's.