Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 14th March 2014, 12:18 AM GMT
Are you talking about the thread or the show?
Sorry, The show was poor. The rejected gags are much better.
Week One Rejects:
1.Philip Seymour Hoffman's death has drawn attention to the fact that there are as many as 70 million Americans taking mind-altering drugs, however some feel that these figures could be more than a little high.
2.The Ukrainian Rear Admiral Denys Berezovsky has defected, leaving the NAVY for the RED army
3.Obama's 'Iron Man' quip about the robotic technology with a military application has sparked a quick response from David Cameron as he announces the Tories 'Iron Lady' initiative. However the party has requested that it lacks the capability of turning.
1.Later on BBC ONE Jonnie Irwin goes house hunting for a Ukrainian family who are looking to move to the Bolshoi region, that's in Escape from the Country.
2.Things take a sinister turn for Hugh Dennis as he finds himself in a Ukrainian Army Base, that's Outnumbered at 21:00 on BBC ONE.
3.BBC THREE looks at the return of an old 'Giant Virus' that has once again shown its capacity for destruction. Tune in for 'The unveiling of the statue of Tony Blair' at 19:30.
Week 2 Rejects
1.Uproar at the RoboCop premiere and once again Andrew Mitchell has been thrust into the spotlight in what is already being called 'RoboPlebgate'
2.Talking about his latest film, 'Noah', Russell Crowe said he really enjoyed the feel of the wood. He's a big fan of the Arkitexture..
3.Scientists in the US are combining deer and greyhound DNA. Thoughts are they're trying to make a quick buck.
1.Coming up we'll be asking 'Where is my script? Seriously, I don't have my script! For the love of God, someone get me a spare or something!' so that's something to look forward to!
2.I'll be displaying my limbo skills, lets just say I set the bar pretty high.
3.We'll be chatting with some A.W.O.L soldiers who left puddings in the Sahara in our section Deserters desert desserts in desert.
1.On BBC 1 tonight, FILM 2014 looks at the film 'The Muppets; Most Wanted' and why Ricky Gervais is a no-brainer for the starring role.
2.With the announcement that BBC 3 will no longer be broadcast after September 2015, BBC 2 asks the question what next; in 'Cull The Midwife?'.
3.*WARNING* The following program, planet earth, contains geographic scenes.
Some of these I had already tweeted. (@catstrey)