Script (After kall)

Since kall/ComedyGeek isn't writing script 3, I'd thought I had a go.

Aaron: mum?
Mum: Yes, dear?
Aaron: I've eaten someone.
Mum: That's nice, dear.
Aaron: :S
Mum goes
zooo: What are you two on about?
Aaron: Nothing. Wave

Er, maybe someone can do better?

Laughing out loud