Hello. My name is Richard and I'm an...
Sorry, wrong window open. That's an introduction for another forum.
I'm new. Say hello to me so I won't feel like I did on my first day at my new school when everybody hated me apart from the other new boy. He hated me on my second day.
Good start, new bug. Welcome to the site. Remember you are a very priveleged boy being able to attend BCG Grammar. Keep your nose clean, work hard, learn the school song et cetera. You'll be fagging for Seefacts. You'll find him waiting for you in Writer's Discussion.
Hi Richard.
The headmaster believes in flogging for misplaced apostrophes, but matron is a honey.
You will be in Slag A's form - he is a pushover; but make sure you stay clear of bad influences like that Sooty, J.
'lo.
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 13 2009, 11:09 AM BST
Good start, new bug. Welcome to the site. Remember you are a very priveleged boy being able to attend BCG Grammar. Keep your nose clean, work hard, learn the school song et cetera. You'll be fagging for Seefacts. You'll find him waiting for you in Writer's Discussion.
Fagging?
A boys only school, then?
Your names Richard and you're an... entirely welcome new guy! (See what I did there?).
Hello Dick!
Heya 
I see from your profile that you're a "cynical and grumpy old sod".
You'll fit right in with the rest of us then.
Jx
Hello
Hello? Nobody here either. I'll give up in a minute.