Cliches R Us

What hangs over the issue of England's performance to date under Steve McLaren?
Question marks

How did Rooney do?
The boy's done tremendous

What happend to the football?
It's come over from the wing like

And what did you do?
I've stuck the nut on it

And pray what happened then?
It's flew in the top corner

Why did you scuff that shot in the second half?
The ball bobbled

What did you do to the mid-field?
We bossed it

How would you descibe the game?
A game of two halves.

How quickly did you leave the field?
Early doors

And having won how do you feel?
Over the moon

And the overall position?
We've gotta be pleased wiv that innit? You know?

A shiny penny for anybody who gets the inspiration for this

Like it you gotta have "what about that foul on you?" "well I wont be sending him a Christmas card" and no turned on a sixpence? you could get a series out them all.

Nice