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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,997

It's almost as though the Israel government has only set up aid distribution areas so that when the starving civilians turn up - their soldiers can shoot them all dead in cold blood

But that can't possibly be? Because that would be utterly f**king monstrous??

But that's exactly what's happening

Murdering bastards

It must be true, the BBC said so.

The International Committee of the Red Cross said so

But your compassion and humanity for those butchered is touching

"Fake newsssss fake news ! It's all faaaaake newwws"

I guess this former Israel prime minister is lying too?

"One of the strongest condemnations of Israel's ongoing offensive in Gaza has come from its own former Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, who served from 2006 to 2009.

Last week, he wrote a scathing op-ed in the Israeli newspaper Haaretz with the headline: "Enough Is Enough. Israel Is Committing War Crimes."

Continue calling everybody names, it shows us all what you are and makes your posts laughable.

Oh yeah sorry

I forgot how sensitive you are

(Except for when it comes to people being starved to death and mass murdered)

Finland manager 'very sorry' for calling up 51-year-old football player

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/soccer/finland-manager-very-sorry-for-calling-up-51-year-old-football-player/ar-AA1G8wQm?ocid=BingNewsSerp

Newly elected Reform MP Sarah Pochin asked her very first question in PMQ's yesterday

A really dumb question

Oh, that's not my opinion - thats what the Reform UK party chairman said - "dumb"

For once i agree with him though

What a rabble of absolute jokers

Aaaaaaand just as I hit Post, he has QUIT! 🀣🀣🀣

🚨 BREAKING: Zia Yusuf has announced he has quit as the chairman of Reform UK, hours after criticising some of the party's MPs

Many, many reform voters will be ecstatic tonight , that the brown guy has finally gone

Like these pricks!

"@OfficeReject
12m
Replying to @ZiaYusufUK

The religion you follow isn't compatible with the West. This is great news for reform voters"

@RusGarbageHuman
11m
Replying to @Nigel_Farage
An ethnically non-native person should NEVER be in an elected position of power."

Shower of racist morons

Elon Musk has claimed that President Donald Trump "is in the Epstein files" and that's "the real reason" they have not been released in his latest public attack.

"Time to drop the really big bomb," Musk posted on X. "@realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day, DJT!"

He followed up shortly after: "Mark this post for the future. The truth will come out."

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And these f**kwits are in charge.
Mutual destruction would be a godsend.

Imagine actually being dumb enough to vote for these freaks

This is gonna get real good, Musk has been in chumps inner circle for months, he knows stuff, lots of explosive stuff, lots of juice

And because he is a vindictive prick he will now take enormous pleasure in dishing the dirt on the orange bastard

It's both hilarious - and absolutely pathetic

America should be embarrassed and ashamed of this absolute clown show they voted for

Mainly because eggs were too expensive 🀣🀣🀣

Thank God we have a serious, decent , non felonious human being running our country - instead of these demented weird idiots

And I guarantee 100%, Starmer ain't on no paedo client lists

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