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Pandering to racist, bigoted, mindless morons

Twitter was awash with them the night it happened - it's a cover up, it's actually an asylum seeker from (pick a country with brown people), Starmer made the police lie to cover it up

Thick, f**king simpletons

Up and down the country these bone head retards would have been DEVASTATED to learn the guy was white

Absolutely gutted

So of course, plenty of them said it must be a lie and started spreading bullshit

Quote: Lazzard @ 28th May 2025, 5:45 PM

I know - a ridiculous state of affairs -.thanks for nothing Farage & Co,

No, it's thanks to the likes of the Manchester Arena bomber, the London Bridge stabber & the Westminster Bridge attacker, to name but three, that the police, quite reasonably, need to reassure people that there isn't another terrorist attack in the offing.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 28th May 2025, 6:51 PM

No, it's thanks to the likes of the Manchester Arena bomber, the London Bridge stabber & the Westminster Bridge attacker, to name but three, that the police, quite reasonably, need to reassure people that there isn't another terrorist attack in the offing.

Are you keeping a record, Billy? In the hope of one day creating a Rotten Tomatoes scoring system in which we rate people as either "safe" or "dangerous" depending on their skin colour or race.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 28th May 2025, 6:51 PM

No, it's thanks to the likes of the Manchester Arena bomber, the London Bridge stabber & the Westminster Bridge attacker, to name but three, that the police, quite reasonably, need to reassure people that there isn't another terrorist attack in the offing.

Nonsense.
People's natural fears are being amplified and weaponised for political ends.
It's an old tactic.

Quote: chipolata @ 28th May 2025, 7:02 PM

Are you keeping a record, Billy? In the hope of one day creating a Rotten Tomatoes scoring system in which we rate people as either "safe" or "dangerous" depending on their skin colour or race.

Don't be ridiculous. They're probably the three most infamous terrorist related attackes of recent years. I'm surprised you don't remember them yourself. Or would you rather they were whitewashed from history becaause they don't support a particular agenda?

Of course everyone initially presumed it was a terror attack, they have form with vehicles ramming into crowds.
There are anti-ramming barriers in every city.
But as usual if you thought that, you are racist scum.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 28th May 2025, 8:12 PM

Of course everyone initially presumed it was a terror attack, they have form with vehicles ramming into crowds.
There are anti-ramming barriers in every city.
But as usual if you thought that, you are racist scum.

No.
But if, on the strength of rumour, speculation and incitement, you go out and set fire to asylum hotels and stone mosques - you are.

Now you're talking rubbish. See your friend a few posts back.
No riots, no fire setting but still racist scum.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 28th May 2025, 9:13 PM

Now you're talking rubbish. See your friend a few posts back.
No riots, no fire setting but still racist scum.

Er, you can't criticise my post on the strength of someone else's post.
I was replying to your post - not his.
And I'd be interested to know which part (of my post) you felt was rubbish?

People immediately taking to twitter an hour after the incident spreading what were clearly lies about the 'real' perpetrator being an illegal immigrant and talk of police and government covering up "the truth "

These people are thick, brain dead racist f**k wits

Anyone defending these pricks and their actions are virtually as bad

You intelligenceist.

Quote: Lazzard @ 28th May 2025, 9:45 PM

And I'd be interested to know which part (of my post) you felt was rubbish?

Maybe this bit? Considering nothing of the sort happened.

Quote: Lazzard @ 28th May 2025, 8:53 PM

on the strength of rumour, speculation and incitement, you go out and set fire to asylum hotels and stone mosques...

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 29th May 2025, 9:16 AM

Maybe this bit? Considering nothing of the sort happened.

At no point did I said it did.

Therefore mentioning it in connection with the incident in question is clearly nonsense (or "rubbish" if you prefer).

Donald Trump has suffered a major blow to his economic vision after a US federal court blocked his widespread tariffs.

Last month, Trump announced sweeping tariffs on imports into the US, in what he dubbed 'liberation day' for America. This included a universal 10% charge on all imports, and higher rates for regions such as the EU and China.

The announcement sent global stock markets into free fall and caused huge uncertainty for business and trade across the world.

But now, they have pretty much been deemed illegal by a US federal court. The Court of International Trade ruled that an emergency law invoked by the White House to implement the tariffs does not give the president unilateral authority to impose tariffs on nearly every country.

Lol! Stupid f**kin clown 🤡

Still, at least he's stopped all the wars

Oh...hang on...

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