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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,988

Poor love. What will se do when the ban on disposable vapes comes into force?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgvw2ydg33o

There's always glue sniffing

That Korean car company have been trialing a new driverless car but have scrapped it.
It kept doing crazy U-turns.
The Kia Starmer.

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Your daily reminder that the President of the United States is a lying , corrupt, senile, two bit f**king gangster

"JOHANNESBURG, May 22 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump showed a screenshot of a Reuters video taken in the Democratic Republic of Congo as part of what he falsely presented on Wednesday as evidence of mass killings of white South Africans.

"These are all white farmers that are being buried," said Trump, holding up a print-out of an article accompanied by the picture during a contentious Oval Office meeting with South African President Cyril Ramaphosa.

In fact, the video, published by Reuters on February 3 and subsequently verified by the news agency's fact check team, showed humanitarian workers lifting body bags in the Congolese city of Goma."

This alzheimer riddled old doofus ambushed yet another world leader and told lie after lie after lie on global television in an attempt to humiliate him and his country

Then again what else would you expect from a criminal and a rapist?

"I've always had a very good relationship with Vladimir Putin of Russia, but something has happened to him," Trump writes. "He has gone absolutely CRAZY!"

No, what's happening is that it's finally sinking into your addled brains that he is outsmarting you

Something that a child of four could do

Stupid old bastard

Imagine being told you're on the wrong side of history, by the c*nt who is responsible for daily atrocities like this...

At leastĀ 54 Palestinians have been killed - most of them in a school building sheltering displaced families - during Israeli air strikes on Gaza overnight, hospital directors have told the BBC.

Fahmi Al-Jargawi School in Gaza City was housing hundreds of peopleĀ from Beit Lahia, currently under intense Israeli military assault. At least 35 were reported to have been killed when the school was hit.

Gaza's Hamas-run Civil Defence said multiple bodies, including those of children, were recovered - many severely burned, after fires engulfed two classrooms serving as living quarters.

Maybe Hamas shouldn't hide under schools and hospitals.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 26th May 2025, 5:11 PM

Maybe Hamas shouldn't hide under schools and hospitals.

Exactly. They do this knowing exactly the consequences.

Millions of French people will be joyously rewatching a clip of their president being beaten up by his wife in front of the world's press. Ofcourse 'it was just us goofing around like we do in good fun, and definitely not a domestic quarrel'.

Yeah ok Emmanuel. šŸ¤” I think the look on your face when you realise the plane door has opened tells us something else, but you stick to your version as usual. I bet it was 'Not tonight Josephine'. Snigger.

Yes, his face and his brain said - Oh merde

I posted elsewhere that I was receiving emails from Kamala Harris asking for donations to support her campaign against Trump and his policies.
I am getting them every day, and the amount she asks for rises with each email.

I did a quick google and it turns out that after her campaign, where she spent over $1 billion dollars to become president, they are skint and £20 million in debt.
So really. she's not asking to help with her campaign, she's trying to pay her bills from her failed campaign.

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