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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,970

Can we make homosexuality illegal again too?

There's always been just one form of sexuality for thousands of years- we don't need another one

They should have their own separate public toilets. I don't want to be having a wee and one of them comes in and starts eyeing up my tackle

And votes for women was ridiculous, that needs to go too

Which woke fools thought that would work?

"Scientists have found new but tentative evidence that a faraway world orbiting another star may be home to life."

Imagine if we make contact and they say "Take us to your leader"

And they are introduced to the big fat, sweaty, rancid old turd currently chowing down on Big Macs in the Whitehouse

Who?

Quote: lofthouse @ 17th April 2025, 12:34 PM

"Scientists have found new but tentative evidence that a faraway world orbiting another star may be home to life."

Imagine if we make contact and they say "Take us to your leader"

And they are introduced to the big fat, sweaty, rancid old turd currently chowing down on Big Macs in the Whitehouse

It's a cool science story that's worth discussing, but there's no need to drag Trump into it. Give us a chance to throw politics to the side for a few minutes out of our day.

Quote: DaButt @ 18th April 2025, 3:56 AM

It's a cool science story that's worth discussing, but there's no need to drag Trump into it. Give us a chance to throw politics to the side for a few minutes out of our day.

Totally agree, and well said DB 👍 He gets very tiresome, but if you mention it, it's like talking to a brick wall, or you get a stream of abusive language.

Quote: lofthouse @ 17th April 2025, 12:34 PM

"Scientists have found new but tentative evidence that a faraway world orbiting another star may be home to life."

Imagine if we make contact and they say "Take us to your leader"

And they are introduced to the big fat, sweaty, rancid old turd currently chowing down on Big Macs in the Whitehouse

Putin's not there yet.

Donald Trump, before getting elected: "I will negotiate peace in Ukraine in 24 hours."

Marco Rubio today
We've failed and we're now bored of this shit. In a few days we are walking away.

24 hours...?

F**king morons

This new "We're a Christian Country!" bollocks is all a bit disturbing.
Sound a lot like the beginning of A Handmaid's Tale if you ask me.

The only difference between fundamentalist Islam and Right wing Christianity is the haircuts. And don't get me started on Zionists! I always thought that the Invisible Man was a B movie at best, not a round the clock zealots doctrine.

Had to remind a few people today that there is no actual mention of Easter Eggs in the bible.

Quote: Lazzard @ 18th April 2025, 12:48 PM

This new "We're a Christian Country!" bollocks is all a bit disturbing.
Sound a lot like the beginning of A Handmaid's Tale if you ask me.

The irony is Jesus would be the biggest woke lefty imaginable. Even Gary Lineker would think he was a bit much.

Your god bothering mate is quiet.

He has no need to be.
It's just this new far-right version of Christianity that bothers me.
And as Chip points out, it would probably bother Christ, whoever he was, as well.

Quote: Lazzard @ 18th April 2025, 3:01 PM

He has no need to be.
It's just this new far-right version of Christianity that bothers me.
And as Chip points out, it would probably bother Christ, whoever he was, as well.

Well it doesn't technically state in the Bible that "thou shalt not grab total strangers by the pussy"

But I think its kind of implied

Quote: lofthouse @ 18th April 2025, 4:04 PM

Well it doesn't technically state in the Bible that "thou shalt not grab total strangers by the pussy"

But I think its kind of implied

There was something about a burning bush, though...

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