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I'm going to read some New Scientist and then go to sleep. This is what 11pm on a Friday night is all about.

Will Cam is back from a 3 day adventure in Knowsley Safari Park and Alton Towers. Is it just me or do big rides feel scarier as you get older?

Yes, Will, yes they do. At 15 I had no fear of any of the rides at the fair. Now I do not like to go any higher in the air than a couple of metres.

I tried be a proper grown up today and get some house things. Came home with childrens lamp. It's blue and got stars on it.

:D

I got my worse ever score on an Open Uni assessment the other day. Scored 64% which rather disappointed me. It's a pass, but anything less than 75% feels a bit weak to me.

That'll teach you to seek self-improvement.

L.E. says "hi".

Did you sleep through March ?

It looks like it. I got a new job, which meant I had to do work.

Boo to work!

Boooo!

Ooooh you made me jump.

Quote: L.E. @ April 7 2013, 9:19 PM BST

Ooooh you made me jump.

Bloody wake up then !

You missed the warmest March since records began . . . .

What's been happening? Any news?

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