EXTERIOR: AN EXPANSE OF A DESERT PLATEAU. A LARGE WOODEN CROSS STANDS ALONE, UPON WHICH THE ROMAN CENTURION LONGINUS IS CRUCIFIED. A CROWD OF INDIGENOUS PEOPLE STAND BEFORE HIM, PELTING HIM WITH CUSTARD PIES.

LONGINUS: It's not fair.. I only meant to tickle him!

FADE

Not everyone is going to get the Longinus reference sadly, but I found it witty.

Was it a cream passionnel?

Damn you NL. I was just going to delete the thread and now I can't. I'll rework.

Don't delete Stylee, it's good!

I was slated at work for using Dante's Inferno as a reference in a Risk Assessment, so I do understand.

I agree with nicky, this is not main stream stuff, but it's very good.

Quote: Nicky Liar @ September 9 2012, 1:09 AM BST

I was slated at work for using Dante's Inferno as a reference..

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That must have been hell..

Purgatory actually.

It's still ongoing

Quote: Nicky Liar @ September 9 2012, 1:30 AM BST

It's still ongoing.

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For all eternity?

Until Beatrice reaches the age of 16......