The Brazilian national anthem sounds like it should be waltzed to.

Quote: chipolata @ August 12 2012, 11:10 PM BST

Eric Idle was pretty good, but they ruined it with the pointless Bollywood interlude.

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'Always look on the bright side of the next life.'

Quote: youngian @ August 12 2012, 11:17 PM BST

Not Queens best guest singer. Alexander Armstrong is my favourite.

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Al Murray always does well....now that would have been a closer.

Nice to see Trevor Nelson out of the commentators box.

This is Rio's gift to London.

Can we send it on unopened to an aged aunt.

This is better and much more interesting than the crap we put on tonight

Who put Captain Sisko on community service

Quote: youngian @ August 12 2012, 11:32 PM BST

Who put Captain Sisko on community service

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THATS GENIUS!

Lord Coe
Smirking is not allowed in the stadium.

Back to celebrity jam making for Seb Coe

zooo just wet herself.

Who did they just fly in.
Darcy or David Bussell?

"Its BT complaints Mr Williams- we double checked the line as you requested and its fine."

Quote: Lee @ August 12 2012, 11:46 PM BST

zooo just wet herself.

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Is funny cos it's true.

What the f**k????????

Take That top of the bill???????????

You can't seriously say they are the pinnacle of our pop and rock stars!

Somebody really is taking the piss.