Doctor
Mr Bloggs, whats the matter

Mr Bloggs:
You're my doctor, where did you come from?

Doctor:
Nigeria, now whats the problem

Mr Bloggs:
Couldn't get a job in your country then

Doctor:
Look sir you can either let me treat you or leave

Mr Bloggs:
I had an accident... with my arse

Doctor:
Lets have a look. Pull your pants down and bend over. Mr Bloggs it appears that you have a foreign object stuck in your anus

Mr Bloggs:
I was assured that that hamster was British.

lol Good punchline, Personnally I'd Trim the middle lines because it's going over the same ground.

Doctor
Mr Bloggs, whats the matter

Mr Bloggs:
You're my doctor, where did you come from?

Doctor:
Look sir you can either let me treat you or leave

Mr Bloggs:
I had an accident... with my arse

Doctor:
Lets have a look. Pull your pants down and bend over. Mr Bloggs it appears that you have a foreign object stuck in your anus

Mr Bloggs:
I was assured that that hamster was British.

In my opinion its a bit more subtle, but hey it's just an opinion pal keep up good work mate

I think you're right Gavin, I should write that Mr Bloggs is xenophobic so there is no need for the extra dialogue. Thanks for that.

Hi AJP. THis made me smile but isn't it less of a sketch and more of an old joke?

I haven't heard the joke before, but then again I don't hear alot of hamster in anus jokes. Maybe i'm hanging out with the wrong crowd.

You mean you haven't read the 'Bumper Book of Rodent-Related Sexual Misadventures'? Avalable from all good pet shop boys.

I'm searching amazon now