Hello.

I've put together a song on my computer. It's called 'boner'.

Basically I want to knock together a video for it in the hope we'll become YouTube sensations.

Anyone interested in helping?

I have no camera or directing skills.

Let me know if you are interested and I can send you the song. At which point you can either laugh and become interested, or think I'm a dick.

Cheers.

Hi Nigel, if you visit your bank manager and explain all about the song you've written they may help with a start up loan to fund you.

I think you'll need to give us a bit more info. Like, are you looking for someone to film it, play the instruments, animate it, sing it or write it with you?

If I ask nicely will you show me your boner?

so basically, its a spoof rap song. sort of adam and joe esque.

the musics almost there, id be happy for anyone to add to it though.

what I want is for someone to help me film a video to it.

its only about 2 minutes long. I want it to be a spoof rap video, the main theme is the rappers have visable boners

@sootyj I would, but you proabably wouldnt be impressed. im only packing five inches

I have a pretty snazzy camera phone.
What is my cut?

Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2011, 12:18 AM BST

If I ask nicely will you show me your boner?

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And is it boner fide?

Quote: insideyourcooch @ July 19 2011, 5:32 AM BST

I have a pretty snazzy camera phone.
What is my cut?

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I guess he is not asking for phone cameras...!!
He is wanting someone to make a video by some professional camera..!!