"Sports man, charity worker and part-time necrophiliac; now with the people he loved."
"Father, grandfather and friend to all passed away peacefully in a ghost train."
Anyone got any more?
Most Inappropriate Obituary
"Tony Blair: Sadly missed."
It works on two levels, you see; firstly, no-one misses him, and secondly, hopefully he'll still be brought before a firing squad for his crimes.
David Laws - 'It was a great two weeks.'
Gary Glitter - 'Remember Me This Way.'
Gay Puppet Sooty was found dead last night.
He passed away peacefully in his sweep.
Quote: Aaron @ June 1 2010, 8:36 PM BST"Tony Blair: Sadly missed."
It works on two levels, you see; firstly, no-one misses him, and secondly, hopefully he'll still be brought before a firing squad for his crimes.
Factually incorrect I'm afraid Old Bean.
I miss him.
Quote: Oldrocker @ June 1 2010, 9:33 PM BSTFactually incorrect I'm afraid Old Bean.
I miss him.
Well you should practise your aim a bit more.
Quote: Nogget @ June 1 2010, 9:35 PM BSTWell you should practise your aim a bit more.
Ho hum.
It was the most exciting and vigorous night of my life. He was so energetic and full of life, I had no idea he had a dodgy ticker. My thoughts go out to his wife and children. Seeing as he was a regular, I shall waver the fee on his last and final visit.
God bless him... Stiff right to the end!