It was Bulmer's.
But it wasn't the quality of the cider that was in question.
Just the mechanics of my re-arranged system.
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Rob H should be chained naked to a lamp post about now.
Oh yes!
Or tucking a fiver into a topless tart's G-string.
Quote: zooo @ May 15 2010, 7:44 PM BSTOr tucking a fiver into a topless tart's G-string.
A fiver! I've been ripped off. 
Dear me. Who'd waste a tenner or more on that?
Quote: zooo @ May 15 2010, 7:54 PM BSTDear me. Who'd waste a tenner or more on that?
Men go into a zombie trance-like state when topless tarts are involved.
Ha. Then they should just take change.
The strippers' knickers might end up a bit heavy, but beggars can't be choosers.
Quote: zooo @ May 15 2010, 8:01 PM BSTHa. Then they should just take change.
The strippers' knickers might end up a bit heavy, but beggars can't be choosers.
A G-String bulging with coppers!
What an image!
Quote: chipolata @ May 15 2010, 8:02 PM BSTA G-String bulging with coppers!
What an image!
Is this a policeman gag?
Quote: zooo @ May 15 2010, 7:54 PM BSTDear me. Who'd waste a tenner or more on that?
Chip's thinking about vodka eyeballing. He's got some vodka and a couple of eyeballs. What could possibly go wrong?
I've brought back some nice vodkas, including 1 with a worm inside.
Had a Bloody Mary earlier, but don't drink it often, and never through the eyeball.
I don't mind the odd eyeball pint of Lager from time to time.
But Vodka?
That's just weird.
Quote: AngieBaby @ May 15 2010, 11:15 PM BSTI've brought back some nice vodkas, including 1 with a worm inside. Had a Bloody Mary earlier, but don't drink it often, and never through the eyeball.
Pff! Lightweight!
Quote: AngieBaby @ May 15 2010, 11:15 PM BSTI've brought back some nice vodkas, including 1 with a worm inside.
Had a Bloody Mary earlier, but don't drink it often, and never through the eyeball.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 15 2010, 11:18 PM BSTI don't mind the odd eyeball pint of Lager from time to time.
But Vodka?
That's just weird.
Quote: chipolata @ May 15 2010, 11:18 PM BSTPff! Lightweight!
I was gonna do some pun about eyeballs, but in the end I thought it would just be too cornea.
*gets his coat*