You look lovely officer.

His sign may have said '18 TODAY' but really Gavin meant 'I'M A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER'...

Sean wasn't 18. It wasn't even his birthday. It was either this or jury duty...

18 is when you stop drinking alcopops.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 26 2009, 2:45 PM GMT

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Oh yeah sorry Dolly, I only noticed afterwards

Jocky was a traitor for drinking Irish whiskey not Scotch whisky.

This is just before you get to wear your orange pointed hat.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 26 2009, 3:12 PM GMT

Jocky was a traitor for drinking Irish whiskey not Scotch whisky.

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Well spotted

Come on then if you've got the bottle.

John refused to accept he was now 50!

Jimmy Taggart's speaking calendar was not considered a great success.

Steve was in danger of being nicked for possession of an offensive weapon.

The Lib Dem's campaign for a call on a higher smoking age wasn't well recieved...

Whisky wasn't really the usual tipple for an 18 year old, but then again John wasn't really 18.

Tommy was the only one brave enough to join the march for sad drunken wankers.

Derek drank because he was insecure about his body image...

Drinking wasn't an addiction for Derek...placard holding was his real demon...

Drinking wasn't an addiction for Derek...false advertising was his real demon...

Sean couldn't afford a home gym but kept his 'bells' in his pockets none the less...