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AN ASIAN MAN DRESSED IN A BUSINESS SUIT COMES ON:

MAN:
Hi, I'm a PC

CUT TO A CHINESE GIRL:

GIRL:
Hi I'm a PC

CUT TO A VICAR IN FULL GARB:

VICAR:
I am a PC

CUT TO A CONSTRUCTION WORKER:

CONSTRUCTION WORKER:
I am a PC.

CUT TO A JUDGE IN ROBES AND WIG

JUDGE:
I am a PC

CUT TO A MAN CARRYING AN AK47

MAN:
If you bunch of smug annoying bastards don't piss off I'm going to do something very un-PC with this gun!

END

Great idea but a weak punchline in my view.

Either have him gun them down rather than threaten them.

Or have Jim Davidson on an imac.

I liked the idea but not the ending.

Maybe last one could be a Police Constable (PC).

Perhaps the guy with the gun could say "I'm a VC"?

I know its to do with computers but if you went with the cop ending he could say

'No, I'm the PC and you lot are all nicked for impersonating a police officer.'

Liking it! This is the type of gag which I could just see being repeated several times in a show, with a different punchline each time. An absolute geek going on a long boring rant would also be a nice way to potentially end it.

Or, perhaps, "I'm a PCSO" And have a community support officer getting bullied by some nonchalant youths.

What about just mad and end it with.

MAN:

I'm a peadophile with a PC

I love the premise a lot can be done with it.

The Pope saying "Im an RC"

The guy from Life on Mars sayng "Im a DC and I outrank all of you, now shut it"

Christ saying "and Im JC"

Bottle of sherry saying "Im QC"