F/X: CAR ENGINE TURNING OVER BUT FAILING TO START
MARY:
Come on you bloody nasty…Typical!…Typical!
F/X: ENGINE TURNING OVER AGAIN THEN KNOCKING ON CAR WINDOW WINDOW LOWERING
STEVE:
Having trouble little lady?
MARY:
I’m sorry?
STEVE:
I said are you having trouble there luv?
MARY:
Push off you patronising git. The day I need help from a moron who calls me little lady and luv hasn’t dawned yet.
STEVE:
Suit yourself darling. I was only asking. Thought that you were in bother. Can I give you a lift in my company BMW?
MARY:
I’ve told you push off!
STEVE:
Ok I’ll be on my way then. Do you want me to call the AA?
MARY:
No thank you, just get lost. I have MY mobile phone here and I’m perfectly capable of using it myself.
F/X: MOBILE PHONE BLEEPING NOISES
MARY:
Oh for goodness sake! There’s no signal!
STEVE:
Hey babe, you should be on Chatbox like me. I’ve got five bars. Pity you’re on Blather. No reception around here you see?
MARY:
I think you are possibly the most annoying person I’ve ever encountered in my life. Please will you clear off and leave me alone!!
STEVE:
Ok Doll.
F/X: CAR TURNING OVER AGAIN BUT NOT STARTING
MARY:
Thank you very much! You evil nasty machine!
F/X: CAR DOOR OPENING THEN BEING SLAMMED. FOOTSTEPS FOLLOWED BY A DOOR BELL RINGING. DOOR OPENS
STEVE:
Still won’t start eh?
MARY:
No! You’d better go and collect the kids. I’m going to get a coffee then I’m calling the scrap yard and getting that heap of junk taken away. Then we’re going to buy a new car for me. Sod your bloody company BMW.
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