Trying To Describe BSG to Friends

When people ask me what I'm up to, I say: " Music, Myspaz and BSG" Then they stare at me blankly, and ask "what is BSG?" It's the same with my parents.
So guys, describe BSG in as least words as possible.
awwh BSG Lovey

Like Chortle with cookies and nazis?

Yeah, something like that...

The most bestest place on Earth.

Aaron made a mistake with his wording...
BAN!

...no one knows I come here in real life I'm enough or a nerd without more fuel to the fire.

This is my private place, which is why my surname on here is quite a few letters short. If my family or close friends knew I was on here I'd have to be so censored and non-filthy it'd be depressing.

There are flies buzzing around it... ? >_<

You will never find a more wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy.

Aaaaah, that's my RDA of nerdiness taken care of.

Where jokes come to die.

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Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Beautifully snide gays

Big sexy gnus

Bollocky shit gathering

Basically Sootyj's gang.

I'd just say what it is: A message board with the central theme of British comedy. There's no reason to think of a funny way to describe it.

Yes. I'm no fun.

Describe it to friends? What friends? This is the home for Billy'S Got no mates types - not me of course, ho no.. no way jose, got tons me.. yes! What a life, why I was in High Street Kensington only yesterday, it was totally packed out - except for the 4 square metres around me as I shuffled towards a red door, through the crowds of people dressed in their summer clothes..