Another quickie...
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DR. ROWAN WILLIAMS & CHRISTINA REES SIT BEHIND A DESK.
ROWAN:
Who is the next candidate Christina.
CHRISTINA:
It’s…(shuffles through papers and hands a sheet to Rowan). Eve Thistledown from Truro.
ROWAN:
(Reads sheet) Oh come on this is ridiculous, there is no way that the Church of England can accept this individual as a Bishop it’s just totally daft.
CHRISTINA:
This is typical of the Church hierarchy reflecting only the traditional views of the General Synod, obstructing progress and continuing the medieval mentality of dogmatic dinosaurs. I demand we accept Eve as a Bishop. We should be proud of the fact that she is a woman!!!!
ROWAN:
And an pixie.
CHRISTINA:
A what?
ROWAN:
A pixie, or more correctly a member of the Native Cornish Faerie folk community. She's not even C of E, it say's that she worships the Queen of the trees.
CHRISTINA:
But she’s still a woman right?
ROWAN:
I suppose so.
CHRISTINA:
Then the same rules apply. No discrimination.
ROWAN:
Agreed. The next candidate is outside. Meryl, come in please.
(O.O.V)
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!