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I read the news today oh boy! Page 3,003

It goes on and on and on and....

Ant Middleton (banned from being a company director due to one MILLION pounds of unpaid taxes!) , Reforms candidate for London Mayor, has now been withdrawn

Allegedly after going against farage and publicly showing support for the criminal thug ,Tommy Robinson

Maybe this didn't help either.....

"In 2013, Middleton was convicted of assaulting a female officer outside an Essex nightclub that led to a 14-month prison sentence, of which he served four months behind bars.

Friends of PC Katherine Alison, who he attacked, told The Mail on Sunday in 2020 that she remained traumatised by the attack. "

Endless stream of nutjobs, thugs and lunatics

Quote: lofthouse @ 12th June 2025, 3:24 PM

Endless stream of nutjobs, thugs and lunatics

You could be describing this "Government".

(It'll be more appreciated here)

My neighbor is a loud obnoxious bastard.
Now I know how Canada feels.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 13th June 2025, 9:32 AM

My neighbor is a loud obnoxious bastard.
Now I know how Canada feels.

Didn't know you were American, Stephen.................

He's not it's just his MHGA hat that gives that impression.

Seems Trump's plan to end the war in Gaza (on day one) involves Israel and Iran bombing the living shit out of each other

Interesting tactics ...

Clueless

Free speech update!

Alex Padilla, a Democratic California senator and vocal critic of the Trump administration's immigration polices, was forcibly removed and handcuffed as he attempted to ask a question at a press conference held by Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, in Los Angeles on Thursday.

In video taken of the incident that has since gone viral on social media, Padilla is seen being restrained and removed from the room by Secret Service and FBI agents.

"I'm Senator Alex Padilla. I have questions for the secretary," Padilla shouts, as he struggles to move past against the men pushing him back toward the exit.

"Hands off!" Padilla says at least three times. Outside the room, he is pinned to the floor and placed in handcuffs.

F**king nazi thugs

What did you purposely leave out of your copy and paste "report"? Maybe the part about how Padilla tried to interrupt the official as she was speaking? Press conferences have rules, and the senator broke them because he wanted to be filmed being removed from the room. Even strongly anti-Trump CNN saw it for the cheap stunt that it was and commended the Secret Service agents for removing the man from the room, as he posed a security threat.

Quote: DaButt @ 14th June 2025, 1:53 AM

What did you purposely leave out of your copy and paste "report"? Maybe the part about how Padilla tried to interrupt the official as she was speaking? Press conferences have rules, and the senator broke them because he wanted to be filmed being removed from the room. Even strongly anti-Trump CNN saw it for the cheap stunt that it was and commended the Secret Service agents for removing the man from the room, as he posed a security threat.

Maybe it was a political stunt, but then virtually everything that happens in the US is nowadays. But bundling somebody to the ground and handcuffing them for asking a question at a news conference is a bad look in a democracy. Still, he should have been grateful he wasn't a misbehaving dog else Noem would have taken him away and shot him.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 13th June 2025, 12:41 PM

He's not it's just his MHGA hat that gives that impression.

I was a bit slow there, only just got it 2 days later. :D

Good news eh?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y5152zy1po

Trump is to have a huge military parade in Washington DC

This is for a president who was such a gutless yellow bastard he managed to avoid the Vietnam draft after he got his Dad to arrange for a doctor to invent some shit about him having bone spurs in his heals

And we all know daddy's boy thinks American soldiers who died in combat are "suckers and losers"

60 years ago....
It's a mental illness with some.

Quote: chipolata @ 14th June 2025, 5:40 AM

Maybe it was a political stunt, but then virtually everything that happens in the US is nowadays. But bundling somebody to the ground and handcuffing them for asking a question at a news conference is a bad look in a democracy.

He wasn't taken down because he asked a question. He started yelling and moving toward Ms. Noem in the middle of her speech, and her Secret Service bodyguards regarded him as a threat. He struggled against them and they removed the potential threat from the room - as they are trained to do. After they ascertained his identity, he was released from custody and after the press conference Noem had a "great" face-to-face conversation with him.

Secret Service and police officers will always react that way in a similar situation. The person charging toward the stage might be a senator, or they might be a deranged gunman. Within the last year President Trump survived two assassination attempts, and just this morning two Minnesota state representatives (a much lesser position than the senator in the Noem incident) were shot. One was killed and so was her spouse.

Quote: lofthouse @ 14th June 2025, 11:14 AM

This is for a president who was such a gutless yellow bastard he managed to avoid the Vietnam draft after he got his Dad to arrange for a doctor to invent some shit about him having bone spurs in his heals

I'll wait patiently for you to hurl similar bile toward Joe Biden, who also received 5 deferments during the same war.

How long have you got?

Northern Ireland riots still going on, with same response from this govt as the Southport riots - 'You are vile racist scum and you'll be jailed.' No mention from them of the schoolgirl victim of attempted rape. Can't say that, it's racist, which is a far bigger crime than rape now! 🤔

Wouldn't it be wiser to take a look at life from a community's viewpoint, for a change? A longstanding local community that's had male dominated foreign migrants with very different cultural and social norms forced on them, without a word of consultation. This cycle of violent protest flaring up after such incidents is going to go on and on until our leaders wise up and recognise the real problems mass immigration causes.

Biden actually had asthma, whereas Donald's dad paid a doctor to say he had bone spurs.

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