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I read the news today oh boy! Page 3,001

Yep the biased right wing rags lying again

It's due to a policy from 2014 under the tory/Lib Dem coalition government

Fk all to do with Labour

"The Conservative-led coalition introduced the policy through the Children and Families Act 2014, tying NHS occupational therapy to state schools via Education, Health, and Care Plans. Local commissioning rules, not Labour policies, mainly limit private school pupils' access, causing disparities. Recent Labour VAT proposals on private schools are unrelated."

Labours "vile class war" ? No, just another tory propaganda "news" paper making shit up instead of reporting the truth

Blaming the government for a policy from 11 years ago whilst they were in opposition

It's f**king pathetic

I see new Reform Chairman, David Bull, has already put his foot in it by saying "immigration is the lifeblood of this country and it always has been".
That's gone down like a cup of cold sick amongst the more swivel-eyed members.
He'll probably resign and immediately be re-instated, like the last one foolish enough to show a little compassion.

Quote: Lazzard @ 10th June 2025, 5:35 PM

I see new Reform Chairman, David Bull, has already put his foot in it by saying "immigration is the lifeblood of this country and it always has been".
That's gone down like a cup of cold sick amongst the more swivel-eyed members.
He'll probably resign and immediately be re-instated, like the last one foolish enough to show a little compassion.

Yep not happy

They've replaced the muslim one, with a gay one

"Daryl Evans
@DazzerBrit
1h
Replying to @GoldingBF
David Bull, a gay man who likes immigration.
It's not what's required is it."

At least he's a grifter like his boss

"TV doctor and Brexiteer Dr David Bull has been shamed for using National HIV Testing Week to flog discounted HIV self-test kits, when similar tests are available for free on the NHS."

He isn't all bad though....

"Reform's new chairman once called Farage a 'prejudiced and dangerous idiot'

Quote: lofthouse @ 7th June 2025, 6:17 PM

Reform chairman does a massive u-turn and comes crawling back

The racists just can't catch a break! Yay he's gone - awww boo he's back?!

"Matt Alexander 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
@DOTR94
34m
Replying to @danwootton

Farage is a cuck who has his strings pulled by a money grubbing Muslim."

@RusGarbageHuman

52m

Replying to @Nigel_Farage @ZiaYusufUK

Nigel, please reconsider. His loyalties are with the global ummah first and foremost. He might be useful, clever, great on QT, but Islam has no place in Britain."

"nt@lackingiodine

1m

Replying to @GBNEWS

Because Farage is uncomfortable with the politics of his own base and wants approval from the MSM (which he'll never get) so he thinks he needs a token muslim as a shield. Also so Zia Yusuf can priorotise islam while pretending to be Britian-first and on the right"

Quote: lofthouse @ 10th June 2025, 5:38 PM

Yep not happy

They've replaced the muslim one, with a gay one

"Daryl Evans
@DazzerBrit
1h
Replying to @GoldingBF
David Bull, a gay man who likes immigration.
It's not what's required is it."

The title of this thread is "I read the news today...", not "I read some random quotes on X (formerly known as Twitter) today..."

To be fair I've just read it and it was news to me so I think it meets the criteria.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 10th June 2025, 6:51 PM

The title of this thread is "I read the news today...", not "I read some random quotes on X (formerly known as Twitter) today..."

It's fear of the unknown that makes them constantly look for agreeable tweets and snippets to post here.
Regardless of being 'news or not.
Reform are becoming a massive party, their membership is growing daily and will soon overtake Labour's membership.
Polls or no polls, it's hard to find one that says any different.
Hence, the poll fans not putting any up anymore.

As I have said before, 'there is a wind of change blowing, like it or not.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 11th June 2025, 9:59 AM

It's fear of the unknown that makes them constantly look for agreeable tweets and snippets to post here.

There's nothing unknown about it.
The daft thing is, the people who actually have the most to fear are thinking about voting for it.
Now, what does that remind me of....

Reforms new chairman has been Director of 9 different companies in the past

8 of them ended up being dissolved

Yep, another clueless failure

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 11th June 2025, 9:59 AM

It's fear of the unknown that makes them constantly look for agreeable tweets and snippets to post here.
Regardless of being 'news or not.
Reform are becoming a massive party, their membership is growing daily and will soon overtake Labour's membership.
Polls or no polls, it's hard to find one that says any different.
Hence, the poll fans not putting any up anymore.

As I have said before, 'there is a wind of change blowing, like it or not.

Lol. What do they offer that is remotely different from anything we've offered before? They're the same chancers and grifters and snake oil salesmen, literally in some cases, that have blighted politics for years. Anybody thinking that a Reform UK government is going to somehow 'save' this country or make their lives better is in for a crushing disappointment.

Nazi connotations lol.
And who has run a successful business in the Labour cabinet or any business for that matter?
Maybe the dimwits and clueless voters see it different. Or maybe they arent dimwits and clueless.
Who knows.

A Kent County councillor has been suspended by Reform UK less than two months after winning his seat.

Daniel Taylor now represents his constituents in Cliftonville as an independant following a matter which 'is now with the police', a Reform UK spokesperson has confirmed.

🤣🤣🤣

On the Nazi thing, Irene Davidson is Reform Uk's candidate for Blundellsands Ward, Sefton on the 19th June by-election.

She recently tweeted her idea to tattoo everyone that arrives on our shores on a small boat. Including kids.

Tattoo on arrival. Like Jews arriving at the death camps

She also wants all migrants trained up to go and fight in Ukraine

Not to mention endless tweeting about black people and Muslims being uncultured heathens and king Charles being an Islam loving traitor (very patriotic)

This is the type of vile, obnoxious cretin that Reform attracts like flies around a bucket of shit

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 11th June 2025, 10:41 AM

And who has run a successful business in the Labour cabinet or any business for that matter?
.

Running a country is not like running a business.
It's just simplistic nonsense.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 11th June 2025, 10:41 AM

Nazi connotations lol.
And who has run a successful business in the Labour cabinet or any business for that matter?
Maybe the dimwits and clueless voters see it different. Or maybe they arent dimwits and clueless.
Who knows.

I'm still waiting to hear some positives about what Reform offer that is radically different to what we've been offered before.

Quote: Lazzard @ 11th June 2025, 11:12 AM

Running a country is not like running a business.
It's just simplistic nonsense.

Your best yet.

Quote: Lazzard @ 11th June 2025, 11:12 AM

Running a country is not like running a business.
It's just simplistic nonsense.

Good

Nigel Farage has been ridiculed for claiming to a group of northern voters that he understands steelworkers because he previously worked in the "metals business". 

The metals business in question was a metals broking firm he setup

It went insolvent....

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