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Well I'll be having my usual bet on Manure to win the Premier League.

Send it to me, I'll give you 50/1

Weird goings on in the England women's camp.

Goalie Mary Earps and Fran Kirby announce their international retirement and captain Millie Bright needs a rest.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5yg8yynerqo

There's an England Women's team?

Quote: Chappers @ 4th June 2025, 7:01 PM

Weird goings on in the England women's camp.

Goalie Mary Earps and Fran Kirby announce their international retirement and captain Millie Bright needs a rest.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5yg8yynerqo

Somebody must have said their bums looked big in shorts.

David Beckham to be knighted

For services to having nice hair i presume

Bang, bang average player

The difference in both skill and intensity between last night's England game and the Portugal v Spain game tonight...

And Ronaldo wins his 221st cap (and scores his 138th international goal) at the age of 40.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 8th June 2025, 8:33 PM

The difference in both skill and intensity between last night's England game and the Portugal v Spain game tonight...

And Ronaldo wins his 221st cap (and scores his 138th international goal) at the age of 40.

Enjoyed that as a(n almost) neutral.

I do find the ITV commentator droning away so boring.

Quote: Chappers @ 8th June 2025, 10:57 PM

I do find the ITV commentator droning away so boring.

ITV shouldn't be allowed to broadcast football as they simply ruin it in so many ways

Just read that Uriah Rennie has passed away. The first top league black referee.

Quote: Chappers @ 8th June 2025, 11:25 PM

Just read that Uriah Rennie has passed away. The first top league black referee.

Don't believe you - can you check VAR?

Quote on the BBC website.

Paris St-Germain's 22-year-old France winger Bradley Barcola is Bayern's top target for a new singing on the wing this summer, with Atletico Madrid's Spain winger Nico Williams, also 22, their top alternative. (Sky Sport Germany - in German)

Surely it's better for him to kick a ball rather than sing.

Quote: Chappers @ 10th June 2025, 1:58 PM

Surely it's better for him to kick a ball rather than sing.

I don't know. I may be right, I maybe wrong but I'm perfectly willing to swear that (ex-Huddersfield & Leeds forward) Albert Nightingale sang in Berkeley Square.

Groan.... :D

Another piss poor display from England.

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