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I read the news today oh boy! Page 3,000

Quote: Chappers @ 9th June 2025, 5:00 PM

Yawn, yawn, yawn.....

Stunningly insightful as ever, Spud!

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And talking of the feeble minded, trump trips and nearly breaks his neck walking up a small flight of stairs yesterday

Ridiculous that they elected an Alzheimers riddled old simpleton who can't even manage a flight of stairs on his own anymore......hmmm

"Joe Biden can't even walk up a flight of stairs on Air Force One," he said in 2023. Later that year, he said Biden uses "the children's stairs" on Air Force One and that he "he can't quite make it up or down" those stairs."

Trippy trump

Splendid logic :D

Quote: lofthouse @ 9th June 2025, 5:42 PM

Stunningly insightful as ever, Spud!

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And talking of the feeble minded, trump trips and nearly breaks his neck walking up a small flight of stairs yesterday

Ridiculous that they elected an Alzheimers riddled old simpleton who can't even manage a flight of stairs on his own anymore......hmmm

"Joe Biden can't even walk up a flight of stairs on Air Force One," he said in 2023. Later that year, he said Biden uses "the children's stairs" on Air Force One and that he "he can't quite make it up or down" those stairs."

Trippy trump

I'm just bored with your rants! I don't bother reading them anymore. And my name isn't Murphy.

Congratulations on the 3000th post.

Quote: Lazzard @ 9th June 2025, 8:04 PM

Congratulations on the 3000th post.

3,000 page.

Quote: Chappers @ 9th June 2025, 8:39 PM

3,000 page.

Good grief!

Trump sending the marines out onto the streets of L.A.

He's has been an unmitigated failure at stopping any wars despite his absolute guarantees

Now he's starting them on his own streets

Two bit fkn mobster

Quote: lofthouse @ 9th June 2025, 9:58 PM

Trump sending the marines out onto the streets of L.A.

He's has been an unmitigated failure at stopping any wars despite his absolute guarantees

Now he's starting them on his own streets

Two bit fkn mobster

Trump sending the marines out onto the streets of L.A.

He's has been an unmitigated failure at stopping any wars despite his absolute guarantees

Now he's starting them on his own streets

Two bit fkn mobster

Yawn you f**king tosser

Quote: Chappers @ 9th June 2025, 10:59 PM

Yawn you f**king tosser

How rude

You seem to have quite a large chip 🍟 on your shoulder Spud!

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Quote: Chappers @ 9th June 2025, 10:59 PM

Yawn you f**king tosser

Either ignore the post or be insightful. That reply is simply oafish crude and you would do well to delete it.

But keep ****house's posts, they're always respectful and insightful.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 10th June 2025, 7:47 AM

But keep ****house's posts, they're always respectful and insightful.

👍😉

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 10th June 2025, 7:47 AM

But keep ****house's posts, they're always respectful and insightful.

Who said they were? Or have we ventured into the MAGA world of tit for tat via supposition?
My point is after all these years on this site you could be forgiven for expecting a more mature approach.

Spud?

Anyway what is all this about children at Private Schools being turned away by the NHS?

Quote: Chappers @ 10th June 2025, 11:43 AM

Spud?

Anyway what is all this about children at Private Schools being turned away by the NHS?

It's not true.
Just more shit-stirring bullshit.

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