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Careful and cowardly

Cowardly? Who do you mean? Name names instead of projecting your cowardice onto others.
Who is racist?
As the saying goes, Put up or shut up.

Just checking if it's alright to use the word 'dimwit' under these circumstances?

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He probably doesn't see any issues with Nazi dictatorships

Mind you, he's so stupid he probably couldn't even point to Germany on a map

The two of them chatting about history reminds me of...

Baldrick: I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.

Edmund: I think you mean it started when the Archduke of Austro-Hungary got shot.

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"A newly elected (Reform UK) councillor who called some children in care "downright evil" has been removed from his committee role, after his party called the comments "clumsy and regrettable".

Reform UK's Andy Osborn made the remark during Cambridgeshire County Council's children and young people committee meeting on Tuesday."

clumsy and regrettable and downright thick as shit

Okay, so that's Muslims and children

Whose up next ?

Everybody is waiting for your list of cowardly racist posters.
You can't keep us guessing after those accusations.

To be fair, they're not all cowards.

Quote: Lazzard @ 6th June 2025, 10:30 AM

No.
They're far too careful for that,

Respectful rather than careful I would have said.

Quote: Lazzard @ 6th June 2025, 4:07 PM

Just checking if it's alright to use the word 'dimwit' under these circumstances?

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Rather depends on who you're calling a "dimwit" and why. Last time it was anyone who didn't share the same views as you. Which wasn't "alright".

Quote: lofthouse @ 6th June 2025, 10:50 AM

Labour narrowly defeats the SNP to win the by-election in Hamilton, Larkhall and Stonehouse, with Reform coming a close third

Labour NARROWLY win? That's because they are losing support all over the countries.

Your daily reminder that George W Bush is now the SECOND most stupid moron to become President of the USA

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 6th June 2025, 7:54 PM

Rather depends on who you're calling a "dimwit" and why. Last time it was anyone who didn't share the same views as you. Which wasn't "alright".

I'll take that as a yes.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 6th June 2025, 5:43 PM

Everybody is waiting for your list of cowardly racist posters.
You can't keep us guessing after those accusations.

I'm not

I'm waiting for this thread to stop having such nonsense arguments

"Your name will go on the list."

Musk has deleted his Epstein tweet

Maybe he realised that publicly insinuating the highly litigious President of the United States is a kiddy fiddler could be very expensive for him..

Not that deleting it now matters one jot - too late

So let's get this straight. The person you've spent the last six months calling...

Quote: lofthouse @ 10th January 2025, 12:13 PM

liars like Musk

and

Quote: lofthouse @ 14th March 2025, 3:11 PM

Musk is a bonafide nazi

A nazi and an utter c*nt

is suddenly a most trustworthy and believable source of rumour & gossip?

Musk is a dickhead

Absolutely slime

They are both as bad as each other- vile, narcissistic scumbags who care about money and themselves and nothing else

I don't know why you think I'm suddenly on musks side

I hope trump sues him and wins

Then he can add that money to the BILLIONS he has lost since he started smarming upto the pussy grabber president

Anyway Musk has form for this - remember him accusing that British rescuer of being a "pedo" , because his nose got put out of joint- the man is an utter weirdo

Anyway they are both utter c**nts

Anyone with any sense can see that - we said it before the election result even came in

Now look at them? Squabbling like a couple of teenage girls over twitter

Absolutely pathetic

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