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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 1st June 2025, 2:16 PM

Post a poll, please. We are having withdrawal symptoms.
There must be one somewhere that says Labour and Starmer are doing great.

Have we got this smug gloating for the next four years? And then, if the last two elections are anything to by, the new Reform government's support will collapse within a month and they will be the most unpopular ever and we can all look forward to the 2034 election. I'm personally really looking forward to the 2054 election as I reckon those guys will be awesome.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 1st June 2025, 1:50 PM

The left, eh? Don't you just love their tolerance of differing views?

Do we have to tolerate all views?
Even the intolerable ones?

Smug gloating haha.
That's beyond parody.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 1st June 2025, 2:52 PM

Smug gloating haha.
That's beyond parody.

What are you talking about?
Why smug?
It was a pretty simple point.

Quote: Lazzard @ 1st June 2025, 2:56 PM

What are you talking about?
Why smug?
It was a pretty simple point.

I think it was aimed at me, although for some reason Goodlad hates using the quote button so things occasionally get confusing.

Oh - I see.
Annoying.
Get with the programme, Goodlad!

Quote: Lazzard @ 1st June 2025, 3:50 PM

Oh - I see.
Annoying.
Get with the programme, Goodlad!

Although to be fair he hates your guts as well so maybe it was aimed at you!

In other news, Joe Biden (which annoyingly auto corrects to Joe Boden) was apparently executed in 2020 and replaced with a robot clone. I don't know about Joe Boden.

Audacious and devastating attack on Russian long-range bombers by Ukraine today. Those aircraft are no longer made and are an irreplaceable part of Russia's air force. Putin has two black eyes now, so I wouldn't be surprised if he starts making not-so-furtive movements of his nuclear forces to get people worried about a nuclear escalation of the war.

Quote: chipolata @ 1st June 2025, 3:58 PM

Although to be fair he hates your guts as well so maybe it was aimed at you!

In other news, Joe Biden (which annoyingly auto corrects to Joe Boden) was apparently executed in 2020 and replaced with a robot clone. I don't know about Joe Boden.

Well, whoever ordered the robot clone should ask for their money back.

Quote: chipolata @ 1st June 2025, 3:58 PM

In other news, Joe Biden (which annoyingly auto corrects to Joe Boden) was apparently executed in 2020 and replaced with a robot clone. I don't know about Joe Boden.

Fixed it for ya

In January 2025 Joe Biden was replaced by a repellent orange turd

Tango and Chinese orange chicken for supper will do that every time.

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 30th May 2025, 11:37 AM

Similar speculation after the Southport incident (speculation, again, encouraged by the Far Right) led directly to rioting and further violence last year.
The details were not released to reassure the public that it was not a terrorist incident. Releasing those details would not have proven that and they could have announced it wasn't a terrorist incident anyway, as indeed they did.

Not convinced by this. You seem to be the angriest person on here.

There are millions of people not convinced by this, because it was the biggest Establishment stitch up in years. We all know it was a terrorist incident, the govt, the police and the CPS all colluded to contrive that he had no terrorist motive for the attack, so they could jail the rioters and stop anti islamist and looser anti muslim sentiment spreading.

He was even charged with a terrorism offence of having an al quaeda training manual but apparently that had nothing to do with the Southport murders!!! And he was found to have ricin at his home, classically used by terrorists, but they contrived to say because he didn't use it at Southport it meant the attack couldn't have been terror related!!! (No, he chose to butcher little girls with a large knife instead, surely that's not less of a terrorist event?)

He was referred to Prevent three times, who crucially failed to prevent the sickening massacre or even get him more closely monitored, despite the evidence they had of his many online searches of mass terror attacks, including the Manchester Arena bombing. He also targeted the same type of victims, young British girls at an event themed on a famous western cultural music icon. But no, we were quite aggressively warned by police chiefs on TV not to spread rumours that this was an act of terrorism. What a load of bollocks! Deeply troubling, dangerous Orwellian bollocks, under wokey Starmer's murky leadership.

Remember these republican shit heads criticising Labour for showing support for Harris during the election?

Like I always say about the hypocrisy of these arseholes - everything they accuse others of, they do 10000 times more and worse

How about this for interference in the Polish general election?

"Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem on Tuesday pushed for Karol Nawrocki to be president of Poland while speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Warsaw, decrying his opponent as a "train wreck."

It is an extraordinary move for a sitting member of the U.S. Cabinet to advocate for a political candidate in a foreign country.

"He needs to be the next president of Poland," Noem said of Nawrocki. "Do you understand me?"

F**k off

Quote: Lazzard @ 1st June 2025, 2:39 PM

Do we have to tolerate all views?
Even the intolerable ones?

I believe someone once said:

Quote: Lazzard @ 24th January 2023, 10:28 AM

Try imagining a world where people have different tastes & opinions to you.
It might help.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 1st June 2025, 9:24 PM

I believe someone once said:

That was about late 6O's American folk-rock music - as you very well know.
Part of the incessant gaslighting we get is to be told to somehow treat racism, facism ethno-nationalism and Populism as some sort of 'taste' or 'opinion' that has to be tolerated for the sake of 'harmony'.
Sorry, but that's not going to happen.
It has to be called out and stood up to at every turn.

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