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And thanks to Trump's global economic vandalism, it's happened much, much quicker than it would have done

Cheers donald

Also, this review of was hard-baked into the original agreement.
It's not some Remainer plot.
More's the pity.

And the less we have to do with these braindead c**nts , the better..

"The Trump administration will allow the sale of forced-reset triggers, which make semiautomatic rifles fire more rapidly, with the federal government ending a long-standing ban as part of a settlement that also requires it to return seized devices."

Quote: chipolata @ 19th May 2025, 11:41 AM

Labour pledged to do this in their manifesto.

Reassuring to know they're doing something that was in their manifesto.

Ed Davey

‪@eddavey.libdems.org.uk‬

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"Social media this morning is a zombie apocalypse of dinosaur Tory politicians and right wing hangers-on hankering after the nasty Brexit wars of the last decade. Our country has moved on! "

Its glorious when gbeebies Interview a member of the public thinking they will bash Labour and it backfires!

GB News : "Brexit is a good thing?"

Brexit Fisherman : "It's been a disaster"

"But exports?"

"Red tape is 100 fold, our main market is the EU"

"But EU fisherman?"

"They didn't come here"

"But charge more?"

"They can buy in the EU"

"How would you vote?" (He originally voted for Brexit in the referendum)

"I'd vote for Remain in a heart beat" 😂 😂 😂

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In a heart beat !

British Meat Processors Association:
Starmer has "managed to achieve what the previous government promised us originally but didn't deliver".
"Under the existing arrangement we have had to produce a mountain of paperwork to prove we comply, costing business a fortune but with no added value. This extra cost had to be absorbed somewhere in the supply chain, either through lower margins or higher prices, driving food price inflation and rendering UK businesses less competitive."

Salmon Scotland:
"We congratulate the UK gov't on securing this deal with the EU, which will slash red tape and speed up the delivery of our premium salmon to market. This breakthrough will ease the burden on our farmers, processors and the communities they support," he adds. Scottish salmon is the UK's largest food export.

Morrisons: "will remove cost, complexity and delay in food imports from the EU".

Asda: "Potential to significantly reduce costs".

Octopus energy have also praised the deal.
I saw one post from a Deform voter who said ok in that case I'm cancelling my contract with them, and anyway they are a Russian company. They aren't. Brainless, ignorant idiots.....🤪😗

Thanks to Labour, grown ups are finally back in control.

Grown ups.

As opposed to gibbering imbeciles like this pathetic old f**kwit ....

Boris Johnson has slammed Sir Keir Starmer as an "orange ball-chewing manacled gimp of Brussels"

To think that pathetic clown used to represent Britain on the world stage - total embarrassment 🤡

I didn't know the rat emoji was antisemitic either.

The difference between anti-semitism and anti-Zionism is huge - but it is purposely muddied by Zionists in order to defame anyone who disagrees with the current Israeli administration's behaviour and desire to eliminate Palestine.
Lineker is not the first to have fallen into this trap.
He's resigned - not sure he can do much more.

The difference between anti-semitism and anti-Zionism is huge

Huge? Have a shot at explaining why then.

Last year, Donald Trump promised he would end the Ukraine War in "24 hours".

Last week, he said that it would not be resolved until he and Russian President Vladimir Putin could "get together" and hash it out in person.

On Monday, the ground shifted again.

After a two-hour phone call with Putin, he said that the conditions of a peace deal could only be negotiated between Russia and Ukraine - and maybe with the help of the Pope.

Ha! What a useless old moron

Stick to golf pal

Mr Starmer is doing his best to alienate his own supporters.
Plus, when he said stop the boats, who knew he meant our own fishing industry?

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 20th May 2025, 10:14 AM

Mr Starmer is doing his best to alienate his own supporters.
Plus, when he said stop the boats, who knew he meant our own fishing industry?

Stop reading The Sun and listen to those who actually know the facts

Salmon Scotland:
"We congratulate the UK gov't on securing this deal with the EU, which will slash red tape and speed up the delivery of our premium salmon to market. This breakthrough will ease the burden on our farmers, processors and the communities they support," he adds. Scottish salmon is the UK's largest food export.

P.s. Fishing contributes less to GDP than Harrods and more people work in the UK yoga industry than the fishing industry. Big deal.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 20th May 2025, 9:26 AM

Huge? Have a shot at explaining why then.

Easy.
Anti-semitism is having an irrational hatred of Jewish people.
Anti-Zionism is an abhorrence of the Nationalistic ambitions of the current (and some former) Israeli state - that insist Palestine has no right to exist and , to that end, Israel should confirm to those areas set out in the bible.
There are many Jewish anti-Zionists (they are constantly protesting in Israel itself)
And many non-Jewish Zionists - mainly Fundamentalist Christians who believe the 2nd Coming will not arrive until all the land proscribed in the Bible belongs to the Jews.
Conflating the two is like saying criticising Idi Amin and his regime made you an anti-black racist.
Absolute nonsense

The Nazis failed to kill every European Jew

Israel will hopefully also fail to kill every Palestinian - but they will come close. They are giving it their best shot

We are witnessing 21st century genocide of defenceless civilians

A man from Romania who came to live here nine years ago tried to burn down the Prime Ministers house

I therefore presume Tommy and his mates in Reform will be organising some more riots by way of protest?

No?

A white immigrant tries to burn a Labour PM to death is no biggy I guess...?

Two tier rioters.

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