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Quote: Chris Hallam @ 16th May 2025, 12:26 PM

You've certainly championed Reform.

Farage is right about one thing- he says Boris's brexit deal was awful and has been a total mess

Next week Starmer is going to hopefully sign a brand new deal with the EU that will address a lot of the issues that have cost this country millions of pounds

Today, Farage said if he is elected he will scrap it

He doesn't know what's in the deal, nobody does

But he will scrap it - whether it's better for us or not is irrelevant

He will scrap it

He doesn't give a shit about doing the right thing and sorting out the mess the tories inflicted on all of us

It's the EU and it's Labour , so it gets scrapped

That's the sort of childish, infantile attitude we have had to endure for 14 years of Tory chaos

It will be more of the same under this idiot

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 16th May 2025, 10:04 AM

Corbyn made a snide remark about Reform MPs sitting in front of him. How witty and cutting.
Lee Anderson retorted with a return snide remark and Corbyn put an official complaint in.

All MPs are childish. You hear them baying at each other.

Quote: lofthouse @ 16th May 2025, 4:24 PM

Farage is right about one thing- he says Boris's brexit deal was awful and has been a total mess

Next week Starmer is going to hopefully sign a brand new deal with the EU that will address a lot of the issues that have cost this country millions of pounds

Today, Farage said if he is elected he will scrap it

He doesn't know what's in the deal, nobody does

But he will scrap it - whether it's better for us or not is irrelevant

He will scrap it

He doesn't give a shit about doing the right thing and sorting out the mess the tories inflicted on all of us

It's the EU and it's Labour , so it gets scrapped

That's the sort of childish, infantile attitude we have had to endure for 14 years of Tory chaos

It will be more of the same under this idiot

Brexit has never been completed as people keep sabotaging the will of the people.

Quote: Chappers @ 16th May 2025, 5:34 PM

Brexit has never been completed as people keep sabotaging the will of the people.

Well, it has, we left.
So, which people keep sabotaging it?
Certainly not Labour.

Brexit sabotaged itself

Because it's demented, idiotic horse shit that benefits NOBODY

Quote: lofthouse @ 16th May 2025, 10:38 PM

Brexit sabotaged itself

Because it's demented, idiotic horse shit that benefits NOBODY

If it had been allowed to happen it would've benefitted the UK.

What the hell are you talking about?!

Boris Johnson , a staunch brexiteer was in government at the time "LETS GET BREXIT DONE"

He was 10000000000% pro Brexit and his government had an 80 seat Commons majority

His government spent months and months hammering out the deal

He got Brexit done

It's done, dusted, signed and sealed.

And a total calamity

Quote: Chappers @ 16th May 2025, 11:10 PM

If it had been allowed to happen it would've benefitted the UK.

Brexit clearly has happened. If it hadn't happened, we would still be in the European Union. We are not.
The deal was secured by Boris Johnson and was widely hailed as a triumph at the time.
Since then, the economy and our standing in the world has been severely damaged.
The blame lies solely with the Brexiteers.

Outraged again by Brexit and Boris.
You haven't half had your money's worth.

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 17th May 2025, 6:59 AM

Brexit clearly has happened. If it hadn't happened, we would still be in the European Union. We are not.
The deal was secured by Boris Johnson and was widely hailed as a triumph at the time.
Since then, the economy and our standing in the world has been severely damaged.
The blame lies solely with the Brexiteers.

Sorry but only the top line of all that is right. I think the only slither of triumph about it was in the fact it was finally, finally completed. It was widely criticised by Brexiteers for giving way too much to the EU and was generally seen as an unhappy compromise by most.

Everyone's economy was damaged by Covid just as Brexit was completed, so you can't just blithely say ours alone was affected because of Brexit. Our economy was recovering and performing better than the EUs up until Labour came into power.

Our standing was damaged with the EU undoubtedly, but our standing with the USA rose because of Brexit and the EU's standing with the USA was severely damaged when Trump first came to power just after we'd voted to leave, so there's a bit of balance there. The EU did not come out smelling of roses, as you always like to portray. And I wouldn't worry too much about so called reputations, they are hugely overplayed by the media who just seize on every little thing to keep their outlets going.

The blame for little progress lies at least just as much with the vengeful EU as it does Brexit voters, and also the many bitter remain voters in positions of power in central and local government and business and the courts (like lefty lawyers) who are still trying their best to wreck their own country's progress and blame in onto Brexit! Good morning of course.

"Vengeful EU"
😂
Insisting on applying the rules we insisted were put in place?

Or France happily sabotaging their own economy to damage ours by purposely slowing up exports at the border, not to mention their part in the illegal migrant crossings, also hindering the 'success of Brexit'.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 17th May 2025, 7:50 AM

Outraged again by Brexit and Boris.
You haven't half had your money's worth.

Outraged by Brexit, yes

Thankful to Boris for, as was predicted by numerous people in the know, totally destroying the tory party

They said he would- he did

Delightful

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 17th May 2025, 9:42 AM

Or France happily sabotaging their own economy to damage ours by purposely slowing up exports at the border, not to mention their part in the illegal migrant crossings, also hindering the 'success of Brexit'.

Good grief.

It is widely accepted that Brexit alone has weakened our economy by about 4%.
Literally nobody claims the economy has been strengthened by it or believes these fantasies about a hardcore group of Remainders working to sabotage the economy even today.
Get real! The blame for the Brexit disaster lies solely with the Brexiteers.

The USA has had a perfect AAA credit rating with Moody's since 1917...

Not anymore

Gone

That's what happens when you elect a criminal who promises to make America great again

Perfect rating since 1917....

It took this brainless old doofus 5 months to f**k it

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