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Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 9th May 2025, 7:14 AM

Another huge campfest in Rome for the biggest non event in the world, a new pope who does exactly what all the others do, nothing of any use at all to the world.

What exactly do you want the Pope to do?

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 9th May 2025, 8:27 AM

non magis usus quam ornamentum

I have a reconstituted concrete one of those in the back garden I grow me pansies in

7th October 2024......

Austin Petersen 🇺🇲🥋

@AP4Liberty

7 Oct 2024

I'm voting for Donald Trump, to own the libs.

Oct 7, 2024 · 10:45 AM UTC

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Austin Petersen
@AP4Liberty
Well there went my shoe business. I don't understand why the tariffs have to eliminate the de minimis exemption. Why does government punish small businesses in this country knowing full well that Nike and all the big brands will be fine paying the taxes but Steffi and I get wiped out?
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You got owned, bitch

Maybe voting for a senile, dementia riddled, racist sack of orange shit wasn't such a fantastic idea after all

Wasn't it nice and peaceful while somebody was in Broadmore for a while?

Yes, welcome back SG!

Quote: Lazzard @ 11th May 2025, 8:48 AM

Yes, welcome back SG!

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Quote: lofthouse @ 10th May 2025, 8:59 PM

7th October 2024......

Austin Petersen 🇺🇲🥋

@AP4Liberty

7 Oct 2024

I'm voting for Donald Trump, to own the libs.

Oct 7, 2024 · 10:45 AM UTC

Yesterday.........

Austin Petersen
@AP4Liberty
Well there went my shoe business. I don't understand why the tariffs have to eliminate the de minimis exemption. Why does government punish small businesses in this country knowing full well that Nike and all the big brands will be fine paying the taxes but Steffi and I get wiped out?
12:32 am · 9 May 2025
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You got owned, bitch

Maybe voting for a senile, dementia riddled, racist sack of orange shit wasn't such a fantastic idea after all

Can you please clarify what this all means.

Quote: Chappers @ 12th May 2025, 11:24 AM

Can you please clarify what this all means.

🤪😆😂🤣 Simples

Keir Starmer 2025: "we risk becoming an island of strangers"

Enoch Powell 1968: "...strangers in their own country"

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 13th May 2025, 8:53 PM

Keir Starmer 2025: "we risk becoming an island of strangers"

Enoch Powell 1968: "...strangers in their own country"

It's disgraceful.

Thought I'd never see the day when you agreed with Enoch but all credit to you for coming round to the blaringly obvious. 👏🏻

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 14th May 2025, 9:43 AM

Thought I'd never see the day when you agreed with Enoch but all credit to you for coming round to the blaringly obvious. 👏🏻

You might want re-read my post.
The fact that he feels he has to resort to such vile sentiments, just to win back a portion of the electorate who've had their views skewed by Nationalist propaganda, says a lot about how low this country has sunk.
It's an appalling mistake.
Of course his statement about immigration had all sorts of other, more nuanced measures - but he was beyond naive to think any of them would make the headlines.
He either has terrible advisors or he's the most successful 'mole' in political history.
And he won't win Reform voters back - the Media won't let him.
Though I am all for A-Level English being a requirement to live in the UK.
As long as it applies to everybody - we don't want anything #TwoTier' do we?
It will also ensure Progressive governments for decades.

‪@yougov.co.uk‬

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While Keir Starmer's warning that the UK risked 'becoming an island of strangers' without changes to immigration law has sparked controversy, Britons tend to agree with his sentiment and language

Agree with sentiment: 53%
Disagree with sentiment: 27%

Language okay: 50%
Language not okay: 30%

Best will in the world , Lofty.
None of that makes it right.

A-level English. That's my bags packed.

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