Ummm, looking for a savoury snack to use with my salsa dip, this Christmas...........

Ummm, looking for a savoury snack to use with my salsa dip, this Christmas...........
That's just pants!
Eeee lad, t'Stephen will be reet upset
One for Stephen................ sorry if I've used it before
Shit. Yes, I remember the Covid shortages.................... 😕
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 9th February 2025, 1:53 PM
And then again from 11.31. The system works.
Expensive straw!?!
Yup, sure is..................
Yup, you're a right berk..........
OUCH!!
Now that, is what I call an honest sign
Is that a comment or an order...............
I noticed a written sign attached to the door of a shop local to me: We will be closed tomorrow due to unforseen circumstances.
Clearly not that unforseen though.