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Quote: Chappers @ 6th March 2025, 9:08 PM

And then he'll move on to Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia - maybe Finland and where else?

Moldova and the Baltics are definitely near the top of the list. My daughter and I are planning a trip to the Baltics in December, but now I'm wondering how welcome American tourists might find themselves in Europe in upcoming months.

Our former mayor Big Joe Anderson known locally as Chippy Tits along with fellow Evertonian Degsy Hatton have been re arrested by plod this morning. There was a very suspicious contract to knock down a major fly over which was given to Chippy Tits lad and when it got done all that was left in lts stead was ten sets of temporary traffic lights. in the end new mayor had to sort it out as it gridlocked the tunnel as well as city centre.
While these cowboys are not the brightest you have to admire their audacity when it comes to robbing , they always think big.

On slightly better news, there's a punch-up at the top of Reform PLC.
Rupert Lowe - who is actually more scary than Farage - is having a pop at his leader.
And Farage is having a pop back.
They won't survive in their current form - there's already a split between Pro-Russia and Pro-Ukraine members.
Add that to the split - probably along similar lines - over Tommy Robinson.
What comes out in the wash will unquestionably be more extreme.
Or two parties.
Either way, not sure they'll get the numbers they're getting now.
And if the Tories put Jenrick in - rather than letting him defect to Reform - they might pick up the stragglers.
Fingers crossed.

Quote: DaButt @ 7th March 2025, 4:44 AM

Moldova and the Baltics are definitely near the top of the list. My daughter and I are planning a trip to the Baltics in December, but now I'm wondering how welcome American tourists might find themselves in Europe in upcoming months.

Just pretend you're Canadian!

Multi millionaire Alexander Armstrong is in the Telegraph today

He told a reporter over lunch in Soho how he is angry at Labour's new tax on private schools , because he is "extremely poor"

My heart won't be bleeding anytime soon....

"I've got too much on my mind.... Nuclear warfare; future of mankind; China; Spurs..." Hancock's Half Hour 1961.

The more things change the more they remain the same.

Yep Spurs are still shit

Quote: Lazzard @ 7th March 2025, 9:26 AM

On slightly better news, there's a punch-up at the top of Reform PLC.
Rupert Lowe - who is actually more scary than Farage - is having a pop at his leader.
And Farage is having a pop back.
They won't survive in their current form - there's already a split between Pro-Russia and Pro-Ukraine members.
Add that to the split - probably along similar lines - over Tommy Robinson.
What comes out in the wash will unquestionably be more extreme.
Or two parties.
Either way, not sure they'll get the numbers they're getting now.
And if the Tories put Jenrick in - rather than letting him defect to Reform - they might pick up the stragglers.
Fingers crossed.

One issue, one policy protest party....

Personally I can't wait for liz truss to announce she is joining Reform

I wouldn't stop pissing myself laughing for a month

Quote: lofthouse @ 7th March 2025, 2:20 PM

Personally I can't wait for liz truss to announce she is joining Reform

Spotted dining with Rupert Lowe....

🤞🤞🤞😈

Was she tucking into a nice green salad? 🥬

Meanwhile, back at the asylum pictures of the Enola GAY are being deleted from history

Images of "Enola Gay," the aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima in Japan are among those targeted by the U.S. military in an initiative to eliminate content related to diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI).

They are among a number of photos unrelated to DEI that have been mistakenly flagged, including those from an Army Corps of Engineers dredging project in California, seemingly because an engineer in the image had the last name "Gay."

The military is set to remove thousands of photos and online posts in the DEI purge following an executive order issued by President Donald Trump.

Remember, these stupid bastards have the power to blow up the entire planet....

Quote: lofthouse @ 7th March 2025, 12:57 PM

Yep Spurs are still shit

But they weren't in 1961 when Hancock said it. They won the Double that year.

Quote: lofthouse @ 7th March 2025, 2:20 PM

I wouldn't stop pissing myself for a month

Yes, that's what happens as you get older I'm afraid.

😆

Quote: Lazzard @ 7th March 2025, 2:22 PM

Spotted dining with Rupert Lowe....

🤣🤣🤣

Reform UK MP Rupert Lowe has been accused of "serious bullying" and making "two threats of physical violence" as the populist party's recent row explodes into a police matter.

Lowe, who was this week at loggerheads with Reform UK leader Nigel Farage over his leadership, was accused by two female employees of "serious bullying" in both his parliamentary and constituency offices.

The complaints, which also included allegations of derogatory comments about women and making reference to a perceived disability, have been taken to parliamentary authorities.

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"I'm afraid that is a declaration of war on Rupert Lowe."

Ben Habib the former deputy leader of Reform UK, says the party has declared war on Rupert Lowe, after Lowe was reported to police after being accusing of making threats of physical violence against chairman Zia Yusuf.

Kickin off big style 🥊

Quote: lofthouse @ 7th March 2025, 5:46 PM

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Reform UK MP Rupert Lowe has been accused of "serious bullying" and making "two threats of physical violence" as the populist party's recent row explodes into a police matter.

Lowe, who was this week at loggerheads with Reform UK leader Nigel Farage over his leadership, was accused by two female employees of "serious bullying" in both his parliamentary and constituency offices.

The complaints, which also included allegations of derogatory comments about women and making reference to a perceived disability, have been taken to parliamentary authorities.

Timing entirely coincidental, of course.
Don't f**k with the Führage.

Exactly!

Imagine this bunch of fools actually being in government ..

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