Quote: Will Cam @ 15th February 2023, 10:28 PM

The Wrath of Citizen Khan

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Beautiful 🤩

Well. it's been a year.....................so to celebrate the senility of baby boomers everywhere, some songs are being retitled before re-release, and here's your starter for 10 :-

Urinal Itchie & The Commodes - "You're Once, Twice, Three Times to the Lavvy"

Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

James Brown - Papa's got a brand new colostomy bag

Chubawamba - "II get knocked down, I don't get up again..."

U2 - I still can't remember what I'm looking for

The Bee Gees - "Just About Staying Alive"

Glad peeps are joining in, and there's been some good ones........................😃

Statins Quo - "Pissin' All Over the Floor"

Jimmy Cliff - I can see clearly now the cararact is gone

The Beatles: I'm Down (and I Can't Get Up!)
Led Zeppelin: Stairlift to Heaven.
Canned Heat: On the Commode Again.
Toni Braxton: Unbreak my Hip.

Nice work Julia 😆

Quote: Julia Caesar @ 25th March 2024, 4:16 PM

The Beatles: I'm Down (and I Can't Get Up!)
Led Zeppelin: Stairlift to Heaven.
Canned Heat: On the Commode Again.
Toni Braxton: Unbreak my Hip.

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Every time I see this thread title I think of The Young Ones - Bambi

Lawks-a-lordy, my bottom's on fire

Julie Driscoll - Meals on Wheels on Fire

Bob Zimmerframe - "Fartin' in the Wind"..........................just noticed there's a bodily function theme coming into my offerings - some would say, just good old fashioned English toilet humour 😁

Katrina and the Waves. I'm walking on some shite.