Celebrity limericks

any limerick about any celebrity . this is one about a certain singer who served as a captain in the army and saw action in Kosovo ...

There is a singer james blunt
who served on the Kosovo front
he's gone from being dutiful
to singing your beautiful
oh what a talented c...c...chap.

this one is about the brilliant actor who played terry mccann

dennis waterman
knew he oughta plan
to sell his ford capri
got from arthur daley
cos he'd bought a van

This is also known as a clerihew. Geek

but with 5 lines instead of a clerihews 4...

a mutation of the two maybe

clerihew celebrity

slash
plays guitar with great panache
with an amp from marshall
to which he is partial

limerick celebrity

there goes simon cowell
digging his garden with a trowell
but he stood up quickly
cos his chest hair was prickly
perforating his bowel

Quote: nobby pullin @ 24th July 2017, 3:47 PM

but with 5 lines instead of a clerihews 4...

a mutation of the two maybe

A pullin?

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 25th July 2017, 9:43 AM

A pullin?

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