Top Cunts #001: Boris Johnson

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-yfpT07mqM

In this series I examine Top C**ts, the c**tiest of the c**ty, the c**t-de-la-c**t, only the very highest level c**ts, premium c**ts, c**ts so c**ty they rise above humanity's background c**t interference and shine brightly like a beacon of c**tiness for all us other c**ts to marvel at. Rich c**ts. Powerful c**ts. Influential c**ts. Wrong c**ts. Dumb c**ts. All manner of c**ts will be catered to, so long as their c**tiness raises them to a sufficient level of c**thood to merit the label of Top C**t.

The inaugural Top C**t is a topical Top C**t in the blancmange-like form of Boris Johnson, former Eton school chum of David Cameron and currently the UK's foreign secretary. F**k.

From getting fired repeatedly for lying, to facilitating the use of violence to silence criticism of the super-rich; Boris Johnson has proven himself time and time again to be a deceitful, cowardly, inept scumbag of the highest order, so much so that he was an easy to choice for the honour of being my first Top C**t.

Here's to you, Boris!

You c**t.

The opening sweary screed aside, it was worth watching, for a foreigner not too cognizant with recent British politics. Could be a bit shorter though. And would be more fun if the narrator was GradeAUnderA. He's probably the best swearer in the game.