ONLY FAIRWAY

1. ROMESH: Just For Men is no longer being applied to the ageing Golf Club at St. Andrews. As a result, the application process now has a grey area on the fringe hoping to attract female members.

2. GRAMS: GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN
3. CHRISTINE: Excuse me; are you going to be much longer on this one?
4. MALE GOLFER: I, a, erm, No.
5. CHRISTINE: I'll wait.
6. DADDY: CHRISTINE?! What in the Blue Blazes is the meaning of this? What are you doing here?
7. CHRISTINE: Hello Daddy.
8. DADDY: Don't Daddy me, this is no place...
9. CHRISTINE: Oh please Daddy, don't make a fuss. You know full well St Andrews now wants us girls to be part of the club.
10. DADDY: No daughter of mine will conduct herself...
11. CHRISTINE: Oh don't be such an old fuddy duddy.
12. DADDY: But, but, this is for men only.
13. SFX: TOILET FLUSHING
14. MALE GOLFER:: It's all yours
15. END